I went to high school with a whole family of Mormons, and they were not all that attractive.
FYI.
Nobody can tell Marmaduke what to do. That's my kind of dog.
Trick ,'First Date'
Natter 36: But We Digress...
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jesse - Jul 06, 2005 11:53:39 am PDT #7490 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Cashmere - Jul 06, 2005 11:53:46 am PDT #7491 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
It's as if Joseph Smith's (or is it Brigham Young's) secret mission from On High was to breed a population of extremely pretty people and raise them as sexually repressed as possible. What's up with that?
Mine wasn't too sexually repressed.
-t - Jul 06, 2005 11:55:40 am PDT #7492 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
The Mormons I have known have not been remarkably hot.
§ ita § - Jul 06, 2005 11:56:48 am PDT #7493 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Mine came over to sit in the empty seat next to me on the plane because he'd seen me laughing out loud by myself in the airport.
He was impressed by how much I knew about Mormonism (in all honesty, if Shawn Bradley hadn't recently joined the NBA, it'd have been much less).
Unfortunately, there was no corruption. Still, I'll cherish my copy of the Book Of Mormon forever. When I find it again.
Aims - Jul 06, 2005 12:03:07 pm PDT #7494 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Most of the Mormons I know/have known have been gorgeous.
Dana - Jul 06, 2005 12:03:53 pm PDT #7495 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Hello? The Osmonds!
§ ita § - Jul 06, 2005 12:04:01 pm PDT #7496 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Maybe they send the hot ones out singly to ensare the shallow?
Present company excepted, obviously.
P.M. Marc - Jul 06, 2005 12:06:24 pm PDT #7497 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Most of the Mormons I know are not very pretty.
I know a lot of them, too. I'm not sure how that happened.
bon bon - Jul 06, 2005 12:14:15 pm PDT #7498 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Someone [eta: in my meatspace] was just postulating that they see a lot of ugly Mormon guys who've managed to snare stunning Mormon wives.
Kathy A - Jul 06, 2005 12:14:50 pm PDT #7499 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Having a Morman family living down the street from my childhood home, the thing that I remember the most about their religious habits was that the kids were unavailable to play with on Monday nights. That was "Family Night" for the Wilsons, which my sibs and I thought was pretty darn cool, if a bit strange. ("What d'ya mean--you don't watch TV on Monday nights at all?! And you all play games together? Wow!")
On a different subject, I was just checking my remaining PTO time for the year. I've got to get going with scheduling some of it, because I've still got 23 1/2 days of my original 33 left, and it's already halfway through 2005. Too bad I can't cash out some of it (I could definitely use the $$).