I've only met one Mormon. He was delicious.
QED.
I think my shoes hate me now! But they started it ... the staples were perfectly reasonable considering.
Mal: Take your people and go. Captain: You would have done the same. Mal: We can already see I haven't.
'Out Of Gas'
Natter 36: But We Digress...
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Jul 06, 2005 11:49:24 am PDT #7487 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Jesse - Jul 06, 2005 11:51:19 am PDT #7488 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
How can you meet just one mormon?
... oh. I guess they aren't all missionaries, all the time.
This reminds me -- earlier today, I saw two men in white shirts and white pants talking to some kid on the street, and I was trying to figure out what the guys' deal was. Mormons wouldn't wear white pants, and wouldn't Navy guys have hats on? I was too far away to see any details.
Matt the Bruins fan - Jul 06, 2005 11:52:03 am PDT #7489 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
It's as if Joseph Smith's (or is it Brigham Young's) secret mission from On High was to breed a population of extremely pretty people and raise them as sexually repressed as possible. What's up with that?
Jesse - Jul 06, 2005 11:53:39 am PDT #7490 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I went to high school with a whole family of Mormons, and they were not all that attractive.
FYI.
Cashmere - Jul 06, 2005 11:53:46 am PDT #7491 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
It's as if Joseph Smith's (or is it Brigham Young's) secret mission from On High was to breed a population of extremely pretty people and raise them as sexually repressed as possible. What's up with that?
Mine wasn't too sexually repressed.
-t - Jul 06, 2005 11:55:40 am PDT #7492 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
The Mormons I have known have not been remarkably hot.
§ ita § - Jul 06, 2005 11:56:48 am PDT #7493 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Mine came over to sit in the empty seat next to me on the plane because he'd seen me laughing out loud by myself in the airport.
He was impressed by how much I knew about Mormonism (in all honesty, if Shawn Bradley hadn't recently joined the NBA, it'd have been much less).
Unfortunately, there was no corruption. Still, I'll cherish my copy of the Book Of Mormon forever. When I find it again.
Aims - Jul 06, 2005 12:03:07 pm PDT #7494 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Most of the Mormons I know/have known have been gorgeous.
Dana - Jul 06, 2005 12:03:53 pm PDT #7495 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Hello? The Osmonds!
§ ita § - Jul 06, 2005 12:04:01 pm PDT #7496 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Maybe they send the hot ones out singly to ensare the shallow?
Present company excepted, obviously.