Most of the Mormons I know/have known have been gorgeous.
I hate to break it to you, oh impotent one, but you're not the big bad anymore, you're not even the kind of naughty.
Xander ,'Showtime'
Natter 36: But We Digress...
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Aims - Jul 06, 2005 12:03:07 pm PDT #7494 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Dana - Jul 06, 2005 12:03:53 pm PDT #7495 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Hello? The Osmonds!
§ ita § - Jul 06, 2005 12:04:01 pm PDT #7496 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Maybe they send the hot ones out singly to ensare the shallow?
Present company excepted, obviously.
P.M. Marc - Jul 06, 2005 12:06:24 pm PDT #7497 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Most of the Mormons I know are not very pretty.
I know a lot of them, too. I'm not sure how that happened.
bon bon - Jul 06, 2005 12:14:15 pm PDT #7498 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Someone [eta: in my meatspace] was just postulating that they see a lot of ugly Mormon guys who've managed to snare stunning Mormon wives.
Kathy A - Jul 06, 2005 12:14:50 pm PDT #7499 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Having a Morman family living down the street from my childhood home, the thing that I remember the most about their religious habits was that the kids were unavailable to play with on Monday nights. That was "Family Night" for the Wilsons, which my sibs and I thought was pretty darn cool, if a bit strange. ("What d'ya mean--you don't watch TV on Monday nights at all?! And you all play games together? Wow!")
On a different subject, I was just checking my remaining PTO time for the year. I've got to get going with scheduling some of it, because I've still got 23 1/2 days of my original 33 left, and it's already halfway through 2005. Too bad I can't cash out some of it (I could definitely use the $$).
Betsy HP - Jul 06, 2005 12:16:14 pm PDT #7500 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
According to ex-mormon Websites (i.e. take with a grain of salt), a common male Mormon courtship technique is to waltz up to the lady and announce that God has given him a leading to marry her. This sometimes works.
§ ita § - Jul 06, 2005 12:18:44 pm PDT #7501 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Sometimes I wonder if there is a line that hasn't worked, at least once.
I'm very work avoidant today. In fact, I have a question to ask the co-worker whose cube I face, and I'm pondering sending it in e-mail while she's in the loo.
She's a very slow walker.
§ ita § - Jul 06, 2005 12:20:59 pm PDT #7502 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Dammit. She's back.
Lee - Jul 06, 2005 12:23:58 pm PDT #7503 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
I would be work avoidant, if I had any work to avoid.
I think someone should tell us all a story.
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