Are you making noises when you do so? Repetative ones? Loudly?
That may be my problem -- my cranky insistence on silence.
I wonder if I can remember how to snort. Or bray, even.
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Are you making noises when you do so? Repetative ones? Loudly?
That may be my problem -- my cranky insistence on silence.
I wonder if I can remember how to snort. Or bray, even.
I'm getting up to watch a hot air balloon launch in the morning, and tomorrow night is the big fireworks show that I can see from my house. Yep, on the 2nd. Probably because righteous people will be going to bed at a normal hour so they can go to work on Tuesday.
The parade is on Monday. I shall sit comfortably in the shade in my front yard, one block off the parade route, and sip a cool beverage as I smile at the folks who are schlepping grumpy children, chairs, coolers, etc. over to the parade and then back again, when people are hot and children are grumpier. Maybe I'll stick caltrops in the driveway.
Lip smacking might work.
I wonder if I can remember how to snort. Or bray, even.
Dude, now I'm snorting at my desk, and it's all your fault!
Lip smacking might work.
It would be such a pale impersonation of her own smacking, though. I'd need a noise I could truly make my own.
I'm snorting at my desk, and it's all your fault!
Check and see if your co-workers are IMing about you ... me, I just slid down in my chair but she can still see me. Oh, I look a little insane.
I'd need a noise I could truly make my own.
Chewing ice! Or hard candy!
I wince everytime my officemate starts chewing on a mint. It sounds like teeth breaking.
A nasal wheeze?
I'd need a noise I could truly make my own.
Growling. Or singing very quietly.
Chewing ice!
That would rock. I could send an e-mail to the rest of the team to tell them to let my chomping slide for just one week, while I got some small shred of revenge. Plus, I like ice.
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Or singing very quietly.
She does that too. I mean, she has an impressive ouevre of things that make it impossible for me to pay attention to anything for more than a minute or two at a time.
Oh no! I think I was that person yesterday. I got a big fast-food soda, and spent the whole afternoon rattling ice in the plastic cup before chewing on it.
Oops.