Lip smacking might work.
It would be such a pale impersonation of her own smacking, though. I'd need a noise I could truly make my own.
Funny thing about black and white. You mix it together and you get gray. And it doesn't matter how much white you try and put back in, you're never gonna get anything but gray.
Lilah ,'Destiny'
Natter 36: But We Digress...
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Jul 01, 2005 12:14:12 pm PDT #6437 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
§ ita § - Jul 01, 2005 12:16:03 pm PDT #6438 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I'm snorting at my desk, and it's all your fault!
Check and see if your co-workers are IMing about you ... me, I just slid down in my chair but she can still see me. Oh, I look a little insane.
sarameg - Jul 01, 2005 12:16:06 pm PDT #6439 of 10001
I'd need a noise I could truly make my own.
Chewing ice! Or hard candy!
I wince everytime my officemate starts chewing on a mint. It sounds like teeth breaking.
A nasal wheeze?
Atropa - Jul 01, 2005 12:16:39 pm PDT #6440 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
I'd need a noise I could truly make my own.
Growling. Or singing very quietly.
§ ita § - Jul 01, 2005 12:17:23 pm PDT #6441 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Chewing ice!
That would rock. I could send an e-mail to the rest of the team to tell them to let my chomping slide for just one week, while I got some small shred of revenge. Plus, I like ice.
eta:
Or singing very quietly.
She does that too. I mean, she has an impressive ouevre of things that make it impossible for me to pay attention to anything for more than a minute or two at a time.
Jesse - Jul 01, 2005 12:20:51 pm PDT #6442 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Oh no! I think I was that person yesterday. I got a big fast-food soda, and spent the whole afternoon rattling ice in the plastic cup before chewing on it.
Oops.
sarameg - Jul 01, 2005 12:23:57 pm PDT #6443 of 10001
I chew ice too (though I try not to) but sometimes hearing other people do it just makes my jaw hurt.
shrift - Jul 01, 2005 12:32:49 pm PDT #6444 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Check and see if your co-workers are IMing about you
We have an open-mockery policy at my office. And besides, 90% of my coworkers are gone, so not so much with the covert snarking, I'm thinking.
Vortex - Jul 01, 2005 12:33:12 pm PDT #6445 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
She does that too. I mean, she has an impressive ouevre of things that make it impossible for me to pay attention to anything for more than a minute or two at a time.
oh, I HATE that. I have a coworker that hums TUNELESSLY when she works. She also talks to herself.
Jesse - Jul 01, 2005 12:41:07 pm PDT #6446 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
ION, I thought movies were on PPV before they were on DVD? Is it the opposite?