Lip smacking might work.
Xander: Hey, Red. What you got in the basket, little girl? Buffy: Weapons.
Xander/Buffy ,'Help'
Natter 36: But We Digress...
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
sarameg - Jul 01, 2005 12:12:22 pm PDT #6435 of 10001
shrift - Jul 01, 2005 12:13:52 pm PDT #6436 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I wonder if I can remember how to snort. Or bray, even.
Dude, now I'm snorting at my desk, and it's all your fault!
§ ita § - Jul 01, 2005 12:14:12 pm PDT #6437 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Lip smacking might work.
It would be such a pale impersonation of her own smacking, though. I'd need a noise I could truly make my own.
§ ita § - Jul 01, 2005 12:16:03 pm PDT #6438 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I'm snorting at my desk, and it's all your fault!
Check and see if your co-workers are IMing about you ... me, I just slid down in my chair but she can still see me. Oh, I look a little insane.
sarameg - Jul 01, 2005 12:16:06 pm PDT #6439 of 10001
I'd need a noise I could truly make my own.
Chewing ice! Or hard candy!
I wince everytime my officemate starts chewing on a mint. It sounds like teeth breaking.
A nasal wheeze?
Atropa - Jul 01, 2005 12:16:39 pm PDT #6440 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
I'd need a noise I could truly make my own.
Growling. Or singing very quietly.
§ ita § - Jul 01, 2005 12:17:23 pm PDT #6441 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Chewing ice!
That would rock. I could send an e-mail to the rest of the team to tell them to let my chomping slide for just one week, while I got some small shred of revenge. Plus, I like ice.
eta:
Or singing very quietly.
She does that too. I mean, she has an impressive ouevre of things that make it impossible for me to pay attention to anything for more than a minute or two at a time.
Jesse - Jul 01, 2005 12:20:51 pm PDT #6442 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Oh no! I think I was that person yesterday. I got a big fast-food soda, and spent the whole afternoon rattling ice in the plastic cup before chewing on it.
Oops.
sarameg - Jul 01, 2005 12:23:57 pm PDT #6443 of 10001
I chew ice too (though I try not to) but sometimes hearing other people do it just makes my jaw hurt.
shrift - Jul 01, 2005 12:32:49 pm PDT #6444 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Check and see if your co-workers are IMing about you
We have an open-mockery policy at my office. And besides, 90% of my coworkers are gone, so not so much with the covert snarking, I'm thinking.