Oh ita, leopard skin isn't kosher.
We're not gonna die. We can't die, Bendis. You know why? Because we are so very pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die.
Mal ,'Serenity'
Natter 36: But We Digress...
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Topic!Cindy - Jun 08, 2005 12:36:31 pm PDT #541 of 10001
What is even happening?
Wolfram - Jun 08, 2005 12:37:15 pm PDT #542 of 10001
Visilurking
I'm not gonna make anyone eat my hat. Besides, it fits my story that I'm leaving the practice to become a monkey pimp.
Topic!Cindy - Jun 08, 2005 12:40:34 pm PDT #543 of 10001
What is even happening?
I'm not gonna make anyone eat my hat.That's a shame.
Besides, it fits my story that I'm leaving the practice to become a monkey pimp.But that's wonderful, and it's funnier because it's true.
Jessica - Jun 08, 2005 12:40:43 pm PDT #544 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Work safe story, but not for the squeamish
§ ita § - Jun 08, 2005 12:41:49 pm PDT #545 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
AIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Also, flashes of Con Air.
Jesse - Jun 08, 2005 12:46:26 pm PDT #546 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Jesus, that's horrible.
Emily - Jun 08, 2005 12:48:06 pm PDT #547 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
I've decided to be squeamish.
Jesse - Jun 08, 2005 12:49:18 pm PDT #548 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Emily, your main takeaway is this: Stowing away in a jetliner is almost never a good idea.
Strix - Jun 08, 2005 12:49:31 pm PDT #549 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
YARGH.
Don't look up.
Salma Hayek's hip-to-waist is pretty fab.
I'm a 38-30-40, so I guess that a 10" diff, right?
Jessica - Jun 08, 2005 12:51:57 pm PDT #550 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
And on a similar but less gruesome note, this gem from overheardinnewyork:
Pilot: Ladies and gentlemen, I apologize for the delay in landing the aircraft, but the air traffic controller here at LaGuardia is an angry, bitter man.