Oh ita, leopard skin isn't kosher.
You turned evil a lot faster than I thought you would.
Angel ,'Just Rewards (2)'
Natter 36: But We Digress...
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Topic!Cindy - Jun 08, 2005 12:36:31 pm PDT #541 of 10001
What is even happening?
Wolfram - Jun 08, 2005 12:37:15 pm PDT #542 of 10001
Visilurking
I'm not gonna make anyone eat my hat. Besides, it fits my story that I'm leaving the practice to become a monkey pimp.
Topic!Cindy - Jun 08, 2005 12:40:34 pm PDT #543 of 10001
What is even happening?
I'm not gonna make anyone eat my hat.That's a shame.
Besides, it fits my story that I'm leaving the practice to become a monkey pimp.But that's wonderful, and it's funnier because it's true.
Jessica - Jun 08, 2005 12:40:43 pm PDT #544 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
Work safe story, but not for the squeamish
§ ita § - Jun 08, 2005 12:41:49 pm PDT #545 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
AIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Also, flashes of Con Air.
Jesse - Jun 08, 2005 12:46:26 pm PDT #546 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Jesus, that's horrible.
Emily - Jun 08, 2005 12:48:06 pm PDT #547 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
I've decided to be squeamish.
Jesse - Jun 08, 2005 12:49:18 pm PDT #548 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Emily, your main takeaway is this: Stowing away in a jetliner is almost never a good idea.
Strix - Jun 08, 2005 12:49:31 pm PDT #549 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
YARGH.
Don't look up.
Salma Hayek's hip-to-waist is pretty fab.
I'm a 38-30-40, so I guess that a 10" diff, right?
Jessica - Jun 08, 2005 12:51:57 pm PDT #550 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
And on a similar but less gruesome note, this gem from overheardinnewyork:
Pilot: Ladies and gentlemen, I apologize for the delay in landing the aircraft, but the air traffic controller here at LaGuardia is an angry, bitter man.