I'm not gonna make anyone eat my hat.That's a shame.
Besides, it fits my story that I'm leaving the practice to become a monkey pimp.But that's wonderful, and it's funnier because it's true.
Mal: You are very much lacking in imagination. Zoe: I imagine that's so, sir.
'Out Of Gas'
Natter 36: But We Digress...
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Topic!Cindy - Jun 08, 2005 12:40:34 pm PDT #543 of 10001
What is even happening?
Jessica - Jun 08, 2005 12:40:43 pm PDT #544 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
Work safe story, but not for the squeamish
§ ita § - Jun 08, 2005 12:41:49 pm PDT #545 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
AIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Also, flashes of Con Air.
Jesse - Jun 08, 2005 12:46:26 pm PDT #546 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Jesus, that's horrible.
Emily - Jun 08, 2005 12:48:06 pm PDT #547 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
I've decided to be squeamish.
Jesse - Jun 08, 2005 12:49:18 pm PDT #548 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Emily, your main takeaway is this: Stowing away in a jetliner is almost never a good idea.
Strix - Jun 08, 2005 12:49:31 pm PDT #549 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
YARGH.
Don't look up.
Salma Hayek's hip-to-waist is pretty fab.
I'm a 38-30-40, so I guess that a 10" diff, right?
Jessica - Jun 08, 2005 12:51:57 pm PDT #550 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
And on a similar but less gruesome note, this gem from overheardinnewyork:
Pilot: Ladies and gentlemen, I apologize for the delay in landing the aircraft, but the air traffic controller here at LaGuardia is an angry, bitter man.
Atropa - Jun 08, 2005 12:52:19 pm PDT #551 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
you know my differential is between 15 and 18 inches depending on how tight my stomach is.
My differential is 13 inches. I would like it to stay that way, and just have the waist & hip numbers get smaller.
I've decided to be squeamish.
I think I might, too.
Topic!Cindy - Jun 08, 2005 12:52:34 pm PDT #552 of 10001
What is even happening?
That airplane story was too much. Imagine being the woman who owned the garage?