Jesus, that's horrible.
Natter 36: But We Digress...
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
I've decided to be squeamish.
Emily, your main takeaway is this: Stowing away in a jetliner is almost never a good idea.
YARGH.
Don't look up.
Salma Hayek's hip-to-waist is pretty fab.
I'm a 38-30-40, so I guess that a 10" diff, right?
And on a similar but less gruesome note, this gem from overheardinnewyork:
Pilot: Ladies and gentlemen, I apologize for the delay in landing the aircraft, but the air traffic controller here at LaGuardia is an angry, bitter man.
you know my differential is between 15 and 18 inches depending on how tight my stomach is.
My differential is 13 inches. I would like it to stay that way, and just have the waist & hip numbers get smaller.
I've decided to be squeamish.
I think I might, too.
That airplane story was too much. Imagine being the woman who owned the garage?
I'm a 38-30-40, so I guess that a 10" diff, right?
You're curvy alright.
Yup. I'm just as happy not knowing. I will gratefully accept that nugget of advice, however.
I am so not that curvy. I think my dif. is around 8".
ETA: Not complaining, just observing.