And on a similar but less gruesome note, this gem from overheardinnewyork:
Pilot: Ladies and gentlemen, I apologize for the delay in landing the aircraft, but the air traffic controller here at LaGuardia is an angry, bitter man.
We killed a homeless man on this bench. Me and Dru. Those were good times. You know, he begged for mercy, and you know, that only made her bite harder.
Spike ,'Sleeper'
Natter 36: But We Digress...
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jessica - Jun 08, 2005 12:51:57 pm PDT #550 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
Atropa - Jun 08, 2005 12:52:19 pm PDT #551 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
you know my differential is between 15 and 18 inches depending on how tight my stomach is.
My differential is 13 inches. I would like it to stay that way, and just have the waist & hip numbers get smaller.
I've decided to be squeamish.
I think I might, too.
Topic!Cindy - Jun 08, 2005 12:52:34 pm PDT #552 of 10001
What is even happening?
That airplane story was too much. Imagine being the woman who owned the garage?
DavidS - Jun 08, 2005 12:58:01 pm PDT #553 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I'm a 38-30-40, so I guess that a 10" diff, right?
You're curvy alright.
Emily - Jun 08, 2005 12:58:02 pm PDT #554 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
Yup. I'm just as happy not knowing. I will gratefully accept that nugget of advice, however.
Pix - Jun 08, 2005 12:59:42 pm PDT #555 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
I am so not that curvy. I think my dif. is around 8".
ETA: Not complaining, just observing.
Jesse - Jun 08, 2005 1:03:03 pm PDT #556 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I'm that curvy from straight on, but I do have a sweet ass.
Just for everyone's FYI.
And because I didn't have fast food for lunch like I considered, I think I'm going to go get ice cream for dinner.
juliana - Jun 08, 2005 1:03:59 pm PDT #557 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
you know my differential is between 15 and 18 inches depending on how tight my stomach is.
That's fantastic! I am built like a cylinder. I think I have a 4" differential.
Yeah, I've got a 6" differential. Kind of annoying, and also why low-rise pants are the best evAH (not the super-low-rise. Just the ones that ride on the hips).
Pix - Jun 08, 2005 1:08:19 pm PDT #558 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
also why low-rise pants are the best evAH (not the super-low-rise. Just the ones that ride on the hips).
Yes, this! That fashion trend been such a godsend for those of us who are short-waisted, too...which I am.
I'm that curvy from straight on, but I do have a sweet ass.I do like my ass. It's pretty sweet as well.
Ass appreciation day! Ass appreciation day!
§ ita § - Jun 08, 2005 1:10:00 pm PDT #559 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Today's outfit is one of those that emphasises the rack in a way that minimizes the hips across. It's nice that it's one or the other, so I don't feel my femininity has evaporated in the heat of krav, but still. Balance would be nice. I have around a 12" differential, IIRC, but you only see it in profile, or in form fitting clothes.