Well, if we followed the recipe...should be cake. A demon-violence-free-zone cake.

Lorne ,'Why We Fight'


Natter 36: But We Digress...  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


DavidS - Jun 15, 2005 10:02:32 am PDT #2166 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

A THANK YOU to JZ and David. I now have a snazzy tiara of my own with extra especial pink crystals. THANK YOU!

That's all JZ. She tracked it down and sent it to you to celebrate your Last Day with pinkness.


JenP - Jun 15, 2005 10:04:44 am PDT #2167 of 10001

poetry slams in schools

Which I read as pottery slams. Fun, sure, but maybe not in school.


JZ - Jun 15, 2005 10:10:01 am PDT #2168 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Heee! It seemed so wrong that you had no tiara at all, so I ran to eBay, did a search for "pink tiara," and got you the pinkest and prettiest of them all.


Sean K - Jun 15, 2005 10:11:00 am PDT #2169 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

LOS OLIVOS, Calif. - Michael Jackson's accuser is distressed and having "a difficult time" dealing with the not guilty verdict against the pop singer, the prosecutor in the molestation case said Wednesday. Santa Barbara County District Attorney Tom Sneddon told NBC's "Today" that he spoke to the accuser immediately after Jackson was acquitted on all counts Monday.

I wonder if they're going to use this to now have Congress try to pass some sort of "non-precedent setting" resolution to suspend double jeopardy for Michael Jackson.


Jessica - Jun 15, 2005 10:17:56 am PDT #2170 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

If Congress gets involved in any part of the Michael Jackson media circus, I will immediately secede and declare myself Supreme Overlord of the Independent Republic of Sane. (I assume that once such a declaration has been made, the donations will start rolling in and I'll be able to buy an island somewhere. And island with wireless broadband, preferably.)


Kat - Jun 15, 2005 10:18:27 am PDT #2171 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

bon bon,

I was thinking about TAL and the one where Sarah Vowell learns how to drive is funny as all hell. on edit, it's the How To episode.


Jesse - Jun 15, 2005 10:18:52 am PDT #2172 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I learned that I think the real reason I'm in social services is because I'm so damned nosy. I got to sit in on case conferences today for kids in the GED program, and it was hilarious. I mean, I know some kids have real problems, but the girl being written up for doing the perrito (doggy style) dance toward/on a (white) teacher? Hilarious.


Gudanov - Jun 15, 2005 10:20:36 am PDT #2173 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

If Congress gets involved in any part of the Michael Jackson media circus...

I don't think there is a single person in congress who wants to get involved with that case. If there is one, I think they should get punished by having every plastic surgery operation performed on Micheal Jackson performed on them.


Kat - Jun 15, 2005 10:21:48 am PDT #2174 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

the girl being written up for doing the perrito (doggy style) dance toward/on a (white) teacher? Hilarious.

bahahah.

okay. Rude, but funny.


bon bon - Jun 15, 2005 10:24:55 am PDT #2175 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

I was thinking about TAL and the one where Sarah Vowell learns how to drive is funny as all hell. on edit, it's the How To episode.

Thank you!

I learned

  • the doggy-style dance is called the perrito
  • Shake Shack takes 45 minutes, and I'm not all that into it
  • "Be honest": the sum total of my interview with the Committee on Character and Fitness.