Giles: I jump out of the circle, jump back in, and, and, shake my gourd. Buffy: Hey, I think I know this ritual. The ancient shamans were next called upon to do the Hokey-Pokey and to turn themselves around.

'Dirty Girls'


Natter 36: But We Digress...  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Gudanov - Jun 15, 2005 10:20:36 am PDT #2173 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

If Congress gets involved in any part of the Michael Jackson media circus...

I don't think there is a single person in congress who wants to get involved with that case. If there is one, I think they should get punished by having every plastic surgery operation performed on Micheal Jackson performed on them.


Kat - Jun 15, 2005 10:21:48 am PDT #2174 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

the girl being written up for doing the perrito (doggy style) dance toward/on a (white) teacher? Hilarious.

bahahah.

okay. Rude, but funny.


bon bon - Jun 15, 2005 10:24:55 am PDT #2175 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

I was thinking about TAL and the one where Sarah Vowell learns how to drive is funny as all hell. on edit, it's the How To episode.

Thank you!

I learned

  • the doggy-style dance is called the perrito
  • Shake Shack takes 45 minutes, and I'm not all that into it
  • "Be honest": the sum total of my interview with the Committee on Character and Fitness.


Kat - Jun 15, 2005 10:26:20 am PDT #2176 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Reason 8554 why my school is utterly assbackward:

I get a memo in my box today about a grant program. It's interesting enough and applying wouldn't be hard. But then I see they put it in my box today, but the application is also DUE TODAY. Also, the memo didn't include a copy of the application just an email address. Google is my friend and if I wanted to apply I could.

But, tell me about it and have it due on teh same day? please.

Sigh.


Jesse - Jun 15, 2005 10:26:24 am PDT #2177 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I'm not 100% sure, but I think the perrito is not the same doggy-style dance I'm thinking of, but I couldn't get anyone to demonstrate for me. It being my second day and all.

Shake Shack is awesome for dinner, is what it is.


Kat - Jun 15, 2005 10:27:35 am PDT #2178 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Now I want to go to Shake Shack with Jesse and bon bon.

I so want to see the perrito. Maybe I'll ask a student to demonstrate.


Kat - Jun 15, 2005 10:31:12 am PDT #2179 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Also, now I want a picture of msbelle in her last day of work tiara.


shrift - Jun 15, 2005 10:34:05 am PDT #2180 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I know three people who have dentist appointments today, and none of them are me.

In other news, I am being NIBBLED TO DEATH BY DUCKS.


Jessica - Jun 15, 2005 10:34:46 am PDT #2181 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Moms watch out -- prenatal exposure to plastics causes small penises:

Pregnant women's exposure to chemicals found in cosmetics, toys and food wrap is harming the genital development in unborn baby boys, a new American study has shown.

It has long been known that high levels of plastic softening phthalates have a feminising effect on male animals, causing poor sperm production and infertility.

But the new work shows that maternal exposure to "normal" levels of these ubiquitous chemicals may cause a variety of physiological problems in human babies, including smaller penises and undescended testicles.


Topic!Cindy - Jun 15, 2005 10:36:41 am PDT #2182 of 10001
What is even happening?

Tomorrow, men will outlaw plastics.