Reason 8554 why my school is utterly assbackward:
I get a memo in my box today about a grant program. It's interesting enough and applying wouldn't be hard. But then I see they put it in my box today, but the application is also DUE TODAY. Also, the memo didn't include a copy of the application just an email address. Google is my friend and if I wanted to apply I could.
But, tell me about it and have it due on teh same day? please.
Sigh.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think the perrito is not the same doggy-style dance I'm thinking of, but I couldn't get anyone to demonstrate for me. It being my second day and all.
Shake Shack is awesome for dinner, is what it is.
Now I want to go to Shake Shack with Jesse and bon bon.
I so want to see the perrito. Maybe I'll ask a student to demonstrate.
Also, now I want a picture of msbelle in her last day of work tiara.
I know three people who have dentist appointments today, and none of them are me.
In other news, I am being NIBBLED TO DEATH BY DUCKS.
Moms watch out -- prenatal exposure to plastics causes small penises:
Pregnant women's exposure to chemicals found in cosmetics, toys and food wrap is harming the genital development in unborn baby boys, a new American study has shown.
It has long been known that high levels of plastic softening phthalates have a feminising effect on male animals, causing poor sperm production and infertility.
But the new work shows that maternal exposure to "normal" levels of these ubiquitous chemicals may cause a variety of physiological problems in human babies, including smaller penises and undescended testicles.
Tomorrow, men will outlaw plastics.
Tomorrow, men will outlaw plastics.
Maybe not. Less threat of competition from the younguns might be a good thing.
In other news, I am being NIBBLED TO DEATH BY DUCKS.
Only fitting, given the way you treat them.