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It's all about choices, Faith. The ones we make, and the ones we don't. Oh, and the consequences. Those are always fun.

Angelus ,'Smile Time'

Natter 36: But We Digress...

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.

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Nutty - Jun 14, 2005 12:10:34 pm PDT #1880 of 10001

"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

The reason adolescence goes up to 24 may relate to the psychology data that shows a lot of people's cookie dough isn't done baking till about that age. Both physically and mentally/emotionally.

The reason it goes as low as 10 is that plenty of girls start their periods by then.

Jessica - Jun 14, 2005 12:13:57 pm PDT #1881 of 10001

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Okay, game time.

You are being held hostage by terrorists. Pick a celebrity to rescue you:

1) Hugh Jackman
2) Clive Owen
3) Viggo Mortensen

DXMachina - Jun 14, 2005 12:14:37 pm PDT #1882 of 10001

You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

4) Michelle Forbes

bon bon - Jun 14, 2005 12:15:00 pm PDT #1883 of 10001

It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Clive. He seems smarter than Hugh and more sensible than Viggo.

But any will do, really.

Jessica - Jun 14, 2005 12:15:54 pm PDT #1884 of 10001

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

We haven't gotten to the girls yet!

But if I must...

1) Michelle Forbes
2) Uma Thurman
3) Angelina Jolie

Nutty - Jun 14, 2005 12:16:18 pm PDT #1885 of 10001

"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Does the celebrity have a 100% guarantee of being alive at the end of the rescue? Because otherwise, I am choosing on basis of who would absolutely die to make sure I lived, on the assumption that the other two are waiting in the safe house for hugs and debriefing after.

If you know what I mean.

§ ita § - Jun 14, 2005 12:17:11 pm PDT #1886 of 10001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Clive, please. Oh, please. Hugh in a pinch, but I think being rescued by Viggo would be tedious.

And I will let myself be rescued by Michelle, but can I hold out for, say, Gina Torres? I just think it'd be more fun.

amych - Jun 14, 2005 12:17:28 pm PDT #1887 of 10001

Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

F-Clive. C-Viggo... oh wait. different game.

DebetEsse - Jun 14, 2005 12:18:10 pm PDT #1888 of 10001

Woe to the fucking wicked.

For some reason I can't pin down, I think Viggo would be most likely to be successful, so I'd go with him.

Jessica - Jun 14, 2005 12:18:39 pm PDT #1889 of 10001

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

The pretty set:

1) Orlando Bloom
2) Ewan MacGregor
3) Johnny Depp

The maybe-too-dangerously-insane set:

1) Russell Crowe
2) Colin Farrell
3) Johnny Depp

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