We haven't gotten to the girls yet!
But if I must...
1) Michelle Forbes
2) Uma Thurman
3) Angelina Jolie
Willow: It feels like we're going around in circles. Xander: Our circles are going around in circles. We got dizzy circles here.
'Sleeper'
Natter 36: But We Digress...
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jessica - Jun 14, 2005 12:15:54 pm PDT #1884 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Nutty - Jun 14, 2005 12:16:18 pm PDT #1885 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
Does the celebrity have a 100% guarantee of being alive at the end of the rescue? Because otherwise, I am choosing on basis of who would absolutely die to make sure I lived, on the assumption that the other two are waiting in the safe house for hugs and debriefing after.
If you know what I mean.
§ ita § - Jun 14, 2005 12:17:11 pm PDT #1886 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Clive, please. Oh, please. Hugh in a pinch, but I think being rescued by Viggo would be tedious.
And I will let myself be rescued by Michelle, but can I hold out for, say, Gina Torres? I just think it'd be more fun.
amych - Jun 14, 2005 12:17:28 pm PDT #1887 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
F-Clive. C-Viggo... oh wait. different game.
DebetEsse - Jun 14, 2005 12:18:10 pm PDT #1888 of 10001
Woe to the fucking wicked.
For some reason I can't pin down, I think Viggo would be most likely to be successful, so I'd go with him.
Jessica - Jun 14, 2005 12:18:39 pm PDT #1889 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
The pretty set:
1) Orlando Bloom
2) Ewan MacGregor
3) Johnny Depp
The maybe-too-dangerously-insane set:
1) Russell Crowe
2) Colin Farrell
3) Johnny Depp
Lee - Jun 14, 2005 12:19:11 pm PDT #1890 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Clive and Angelina
Trudy Booth - Jun 14, 2005 12:19:15 pm PDT #1891 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Hugh. As he carried me off in his arms he'd sing softly in my ear to soothe my troubled soul.
Lee - Jun 14, 2005 12:19:45 pm PDT #1892 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Ewan and Depp.
Nutty - Jun 14, 2005 12:20:21 pm PDT #1893 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
But we don't want any bullet holes in Hugh. That is one of the load-bearing walls on my logical framework, here.