Okay, game time.
You are being held hostage by terrorists. Pick a celebrity to rescue you:
1) Hugh Jackman
2) Clive Owen
3) Viggo Mortensen
Doesn't matter that we took him off that boat, Shepherd, it's the place he's going to live from now on.
Mal ,'Bushwhacked'
Natter 36: But We Digress...
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jessica - Jun 14, 2005 12:13:57 pm PDT #1881 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
DXMachina - Jun 14, 2005 12:14:37 pm PDT #1882 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
4) Michelle Forbes
bon bon - Jun 14, 2005 12:15:00 pm PDT #1883 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Clive. He seems smarter than Hugh and more sensible than Viggo.
But any will do, really.
Jessica - Jun 14, 2005 12:15:54 pm PDT #1884 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
We haven't gotten to the girls yet!
But if I must...
1) Michelle Forbes
2) Uma Thurman
3) Angelina Jolie
Nutty - Jun 14, 2005 12:16:18 pm PDT #1885 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
Does the celebrity have a 100% guarantee of being alive at the end of the rescue? Because otherwise, I am choosing on basis of who would absolutely die to make sure I lived, on the assumption that the other two are waiting in the safe house for hugs and debriefing after.
If you know what I mean.
§ ita § - Jun 14, 2005 12:17:11 pm PDT #1886 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Clive, please. Oh, please. Hugh in a pinch, but I think being rescued by Viggo would be tedious.
And I will let myself be rescued by Michelle, but can I hold out for, say, Gina Torres? I just think it'd be more fun.
amych - Jun 14, 2005 12:17:28 pm PDT #1887 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
F-Clive. C-Viggo... oh wait. different game.
DebetEsse - Jun 14, 2005 12:18:10 pm PDT #1888 of 10001
Woe to the fucking wicked.
For some reason I can't pin down, I think Viggo would be most likely to be successful, so I'd go with him.
Jessica - Jun 14, 2005 12:18:39 pm PDT #1889 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
The pretty set:
1) Orlando Bloom
2) Ewan MacGregor
3) Johnny Depp
The maybe-too-dangerously-insane set:
1) Russell Crowe
2) Colin Farrell
3) Johnny Depp
Lee - Jun 14, 2005 12:19:11 pm PDT #1890 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Clive and Angelina