Emily, you love math, and that's the highest qualification I can think of for teaching it. Way more important than factual knowledge. You'll be great. God knows, kids could certainly do a lot worse.
'Hell Bound'
Natter 36: But We Digress...
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Well, you are going to have to start getting out of bed before 11. But other than that, you should be fine.
Man with bloodstained weapons let into US from Canada. It worked, because he was a citizen.
Emily, I saw you in the Math Room!!! I know you can do it. And you will be spectacular.
I can't do that, so somebody's got to. Emily, you're nominated.
"Three! Three revisions!"
Is this followed quickly by The Count laughing, "Wah! Ah! Ah!" --? Hope so, since that is what I do.
Is this followed quickly by The Count laughing, "Wah! Ah! Ah!"
Pretty sure it was, since that's always what I hear in my head.
Also, my boss is now referring to me as "Hopalong".
Hopalong?
I have parents. One is asleep on the couch, the other is reading my Monitors before I get a chance to. rolls eyes.
Man with bloodstained weapons let into US from Canada. It worked, because he was a citizen.
Lock up your elderly country music artists. We have hundreds of crazy-looking guys with bloody chainsaws and all the Homeland Insecurity billions can buy will hardly slow them down, apparently. Send 'em in, boys!
Hopalong?
I had an argument with the ground, and my foot lost. You guys are lucky I don't have a digital camera, else I'd be posting lurid photos of my injuries like ita.
Man with bloodstained weapons let into US from Canada. It worked, because he was a citizen.
That is quite possibly the most bugfuck insane-looking mug shot I've ever seen. Certainly in the top five. Someone crosses the border looking like that, carrying (among other things) a blood-dripping chainsaw, and they detain him for two hours and then let him go because his papers are in order and he doesn't appear to have broken any border-crossing laws? Guh?
You guys are lucky I don't have a digital camera, else I'd be posting lurid photos of my injuries like ita.
Let's set up chickswithbruises.com and ...
Okay, let's not.