Emily, I saw you in the Math Room!!! I know you can do it. And you will be spectacular.
We use the latest in scientific technology and state-of-the-art weaponry and you, if I understand correctly, poke them with a sharp stick.
Dr. Walsh ,'Potential'
Natter 36: But We Digress...
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Lilty Cash - Jun 07, 2005 11:58:19 am PDT #168 of 10001
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."
Nutty - Jun 07, 2005 11:59:18 am PDT #169 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
I can't do that, so somebody's got to. Emily, you're nominated.
"Three! Three revisions!"
Is this followed quickly by The Count laughing, "Wah! Ah! Ah!" --? Hope so, since that is what I do.
shrift - Jun 07, 2005 12:06:54 pm PDT #170 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Is this followed quickly by The Count laughing, "Wah! Ah! Ah!"
Pretty sure it was, since that's always what I hear in my head.
Also, my boss is now referring to me as "Hopalong".
sarameg - Jun 07, 2005 12:08:14 pm PDT #171 of 10001
Hopalong?
I have parents. One is asleep on the couch, the other is reading my Monitors before I get a chance to. rolls eyes.
JohnSweden - Jun 07, 2005 12:11:07 pm PDT #172 of 10001
I can't even.
Man with bloodstained weapons let into US from Canada. It worked, because he was a citizen.
Lock up your elderly country music artists. We have hundreds of crazy-looking guys with bloody chainsaws and all the Homeland Insecurity billions can buy will hardly slow them down, apparently. Send 'em in, boys!
shrift - Jun 07, 2005 12:21:28 pm PDT #173 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Hopalong?
I had an argument with the ground, and my foot lost. You guys are lucky I don't have a digital camera, else I'd be posting lurid photos of my injuries like ita.
JZ - Jun 07, 2005 12:24:52 pm PDT #174 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Man with bloodstained weapons let into US from Canada. It worked, because he was a citizen.
That is quite possibly the most bugfuck insane-looking mug shot I've ever seen. Certainly in the top five. Someone crosses the border looking like that, carrying (among other things) a blood-dripping chainsaw, and they detain him for two hours and then let him go because his papers are in order and he doesn't appear to have broken any border-crossing laws? Guh?
§ ita § - Jun 07, 2005 12:25:01 pm PDT #175 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
You guys are lucky I don't have a digital camera, else I'd be posting lurid photos of my injuries like ita.
Let's set up chickswithbruises.com and ...
Okay, let's not.
Kalshane - Jun 07, 2005 12:30:44 pm PDT #176 of 10001
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why?
Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.
Me: "Three! Three revisions!"
Coworkers: "Uh oh."
Me: "There. Are. Four! Lights!"
This reminds me that I meant to link to the most recent MacHall strip. (Warning: Language) [link]
Vortex - Jun 07, 2005 12:38:05 pm PDT #177 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Someone crosses the border looking like that, carrying (among other things) a blood-dripping chainsaw, and they detain him for two hours and then let him go because his papers are in order and he doesn't appear to have broken any border-crossing laws? Guh?
have they never heard of probable cause? I mean, the one time where they actually HAVE it, and they don't use it. I hate to say it, but if he had been a person of color, you can bet your ass that they would have actuall done something.