I can't do that, so somebody's got to. Emily, you're nominated.
"Three! Three revisions!"
Is this followed quickly by The Count laughing, "Wah! Ah! Ah!" --? Hope so, since that is what I do.
...because God knows you need some satisfaction in life besides shagging Captain Cardboard! And I never really liked you anyway. And you have stupid hair!
Spike ,'Selfless'
Natter 36: But We Digress...
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Nutty - Jun 07, 2005 11:59:18 am PDT #169 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
shrift - Jun 07, 2005 12:06:54 pm PDT #170 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Is this followed quickly by The Count laughing, "Wah! Ah! Ah!"
Pretty sure it was, since that's always what I hear in my head.
Also, my boss is now referring to me as "Hopalong".
sarameg - Jun 07, 2005 12:08:14 pm PDT #171 of 10001
Hopalong?
I have parents. One is asleep on the couch, the other is reading my Monitors before I get a chance to. rolls eyes.
JohnSweden - Jun 07, 2005 12:11:07 pm PDT #172 of 10001
I can't even.
Man with bloodstained weapons let into US from Canada. It worked, because he was a citizen.
Lock up your elderly country music artists. We have hundreds of crazy-looking guys with bloody chainsaws and all the Homeland Insecurity billions can buy will hardly slow them down, apparently. Send 'em in, boys!
shrift - Jun 07, 2005 12:21:28 pm PDT #173 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Hopalong?
I had an argument with the ground, and my foot lost. You guys are lucky I don't have a digital camera, else I'd be posting lurid photos of my injuries like ita.
JZ - Jun 07, 2005 12:24:52 pm PDT #174 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Man with bloodstained weapons let into US from Canada. It worked, because he was a citizen.
That is quite possibly the most bugfuck insane-looking mug shot I've ever seen. Certainly in the top five. Someone crosses the border looking like that, carrying (among other things) a blood-dripping chainsaw, and they detain him for two hours and then let him go because his papers are in order and he doesn't appear to have broken any border-crossing laws? Guh?
§ ita § - Jun 07, 2005 12:25:01 pm PDT #175 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
You guys are lucky I don't have a digital camera, else I'd be posting lurid photos of my injuries like ita.
Let's set up chickswithbruises.com and ...
Okay, let's not.
Kalshane - Jun 07, 2005 12:30:44 pm PDT #176 of 10001
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why?
Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.
Me: "Three! Three revisions!"
Coworkers: "Uh oh."
Me: "There. Are. Four! Lights!"
This reminds me that I meant to link to the most recent MacHall strip. (Warning: Language) [link]
Vortex - Jun 07, 2005 12:38:05 pm PDT #177 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Someone crosses the border looking like that, carrying (among other things) a blood-dripping chainsaw, and they detain him for two hours and then let him go because his papers are in order and he doesn't appear to have broken any border-crossing laws? Guh?
have they never heard of probable cause? I mean, the one time where they actually HAVE it, and they don't use it. I hate to say it, but if he had been a person of color, you can bet your ass that they would have actuall done something.
Typo Boy - Jun 07, 2005 12:39:32 pm PDT #178 of 10001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
My understanding is that NOTHING CAN STOP THE WARMING.
OK - a little late, but this is a meme that is spreading I want to answer; it is technically true, but in a way that is not nearly as bad as it sounds.
Some global warming has already occured. Some additional amounts are already irreverisble locked in. But the amount of global warming that is "locked in" is not the amount in the doomsday scenarios. If humanity chooses, we can turn it around well short of civilization ending disaster. Global warming is not an on-off switch; it is a continuoum of effects. It is not too late to preserve our ability do agriculture outdoors, and you know some of the basic things we need for survival.