Well, you are going to have to start getting out of bed before 11. But other than that, you should be fine.
Man with bloodstained weapons let into US from Canada. It worked, because he was a citizen.
I'm sorry. You were going to ask me to choose, right? Did you want to finish?
Zoe ,'War Stories'
Natter 36: But We Digress...
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Jun 07, 2005 11:57:44 am PDT #167 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Lilty Cash - Jun 07, 2005 11:58:19 am PDT #168 of 10001
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."
Emily, I saw you in the Math Room!!! I know you can do it. And you will be spectacular.
Nutty - Jun 07, 2005 11:59:18 am PDT #169 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
I can't do that, so somebody's got to. Emily, you're nominated.
"Three! Three revisions!"
Is this followed quickly by The Count laughing, "Wah! Ah! Ah!" --? Hope so, since that is what I do.
shrift - Jun 07, 2005 12:06:54 pm PDT #170 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Is this followed quickly by The Count laughing, "Wah! Ah! Ah!"
Pretty sure it was, since that's always what I hear in my head.
Also, my boss is now referring to me as "Hopalong".
sarameg - Jun 07, 2005 12:08:14 pm PDT #171 of 10001
Hopalong?
I have parents. One is asleep on the couch, the other is reading my Monitors before I get a chance to. rolls eyes.
JohnSweden - Jun 07, 2005 12:11:07 pm PDT #172 of 10001
I can't even.
Man with bloodstained weapons let into US from Canada. It worked, because he was a citizen.
Lock up your elderly country music artists. We have hundreds of crazy-looking guys with bloody chainsaws and all the Homeland Insecurity billions can buy will hardly slow them down, apparently. Send 'em in, boys!
shrift - Jun 07, 2005 12:21:28 pm PDT #173 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Hopalong?
I had an argument with the ground, and my foot lost. You guys are lucky I don't have a digital camera, else I'd be posting lurid photos of my injuries like ita.
JZ - Jun 07, 2005 12:24:52 pm PDT #174 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Man with bloodstained weapons let into US from Canada. It worked, because he was a citizen.
That is quite possibly the most bugfuck insane-looking mug shot I've ever seen. Certainly in the top five. Someone crosses the border looking like that, carrying (among other things) a blood-dripping chainsaw, and they detain him for two hours and then let him go because his papers are in order and he doesn't appear to have broken any border-crossing laws? Guh?
§ ita § - Jun 07, 2005 12:25:01 pm PDT #175 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
You guys are lucky I don't have a digital camera, else I'd be posting lurid photos of my injuries like ita.
Let's set up chickswithbruises.com and ...
Okay, let's not.
Kalshane - Jun 07, 2005 12:30:44 pm PDT #176 of 10001
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why?
Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.
Me: "Three! Three revisions!"
Coworkers: "Uh oh."
Me: "There. Are. Four! Lights!"
This reminds me that I meant to link to the most recent MacHall strip. (Warning: Language) [link]