Knitted rocket launchers.
To go with it, knitted mortar-round cozies.
I don't care if it is an orgy of death, there's still such a thing as a napkin.
Willow ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'
Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
tommyrot - Jul 11, 2005 6:55:20 am PDT #9775 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
-t - Jul 11, 2005 6:57:02 am PDT #9776 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
That is very cool, ChiKat! Go you.
Nora Deirdre - Jul 11, 2005 6:58:42 am PDT #9777 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
I am SO ANNOYED.
We have upgraded to the fancy schmancy digital cable with hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of cable channels.
I find out that TAR is starting on GSN (the Game Show Network) from the very beginning (I missed the first three seasons, and really want to see them), starting tonight.
We don't have GSN. I am irrationally EXTREMELY pissed off. So many dumb ass channels, and not this one??? why????!?!?
brenda m - Jul 11, 2005 6:59:34 am PDT #9778 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Oh crap. I wonder if I get that.
Nora Deirdre - Jul 11, 2005 7:00:23 am PDT #9779 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
I wonder if I can bug the tape thread to get a tape fairy thing going on.
Lilty Cash - Jul 11, 2005 7:00:35 am PDT #9780 of 10001
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."
Ever have one of those nights that starts out normal and ends up being the most random thing imaginable?
Saturday night we ended up at the Pier (only good for one trip a year, and then only to laugh at people) with a friend and a friend of a friend who no one knew. Girl We Don't Know gets incredibly drunk and ends up falling on her face. In the square. As all the bars get out. Thonged ass hanging out for all to see. As we're getting her up, she yells "I lost a tooth!" and we're all, "No you didn't, no you didn't, you're fine- holy shit, you did." Broke her front tooth off halfway.
At this point, I'm helping a toothless, wasted, bare-assed stranger back to the car as she wails. I felt bad for her, but once we dropped her off, we observed a moment of silence before saying "I can't fucking believe that just happened." and laughing all the way home. Which may make me evil.
And all I wanted was a quiet beer at the pub.
-t - Jul 11, 2005 7:06:25 am PDT #9781 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
I appear to have that channel, Nora. How much do you need taped?
eta: Speaking of things that are on tv tonight, EW tells me that Murder in the Hamptons is on Lifetime. Is that AmyLiz's book or am I smoking crack?
Nora Deirdre - Jul 11, 2005 7:12:26 am PDT #9782 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Heh, -t, well, it appears to be running every night.
So, I don't know how that would work out for you.
-t - Jul 11, 2005 7:17:03 am PDT #9783 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Do yo want the whole thing or just what you missed? I think I could DVR the 11pm showings pretty easily.
Topic!Cindy - Jul 11, 2005 7:22:59 am PDT #9784 of 10001
What is even happening?
eta: Speaking of things that are on tv tonight, EW tells me that Murder in the Hamptons is on Lifetime. Is that AmyLiz's book or am I smoking crack?Per IMDB [link] it seems that the movie has different character names than Amy's book. The lifetime site [link] claims their story is based on real events, so I'd say no. Hopefully, it will cause much confusion that will increase Amy's sales. :)