Oh crap. I wonder if I get that.
'The Message'
Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
I wonder if I can bug the tape thread to get a tape fairy thing going on.
Ever have one of those nights that starts out normal and ends up being the most random thing imaginable?
Saturday night we ended up at the Pier (only good for one trip a year, and then only to laugh at people) with a friend and a friend of a friend who no one knew. Girl We Don't Know gets incredibly drunk and ends up falling on her face. In the square. As all the bars get out. Thonged ass hanging out for all to see. As we're getting her up, she yells "I lost a tooth!" and we're all, "No you didn't, no you didn't, you're fine- holy shit, you did." Broke her front tooth off halfway.
At this point, I'm helping a toothless, wasted, bare-assed stranger back to the car as she wails. I felt bad for her, but once we dropped her off, we observed a moment of silence before saying "I can't fucking believe that just happened." and laughing all the way home. Which may make me evil.
And all I wanted was a quiet beer at the pub.
I appear to have that channel, Nora. How much do you need taped?
eta: Speaking of things that are on tv tonight, EW tells me that Murder in the Hamptons is on Lifetime. Is that AmyLiz's book or am I smoking crack?
Heh, -t, well, it appears to be running every night.
So, I don't know how that would work out for you.
Do yo want the whole thing or just what you missed? I think I could DVR the 11pm showings pretty easily.
eta: Speaking of things that are on tv tonight, EW tells me that Murder in the Hamptons is on Lifetime. Is that AmyLiz's book or am I smoking crack?Per IMDB [link] it seems that the movie has different character names than Amy's book. The lifetime site [link] claims their story is based on real events, so I'd say no. Hopefully, it will cause much confusion that will increase Amy's sales. :)
Thanks for clearing that up, Cindy. Too many stories, not enough titles.
-t, insent! (to your profile addy)
His surgeon is wondering if there's some odd reaction going on to the metal. I don't know if Hubby will get to keep it or not. He likes trophies.
I bought Emmett a new book titled D Is For Dahl which is sort of an alphabetical biography of Roald Dahl. It includes the information that Dahl's first metal hip replacement joint had to be replaced. He kept it, and had door knobs made that looked exactly like it.
The more I learn about Dahl, the more I like him. He actually had a gypsy caravan on his property, exactly like the one in Danny, The Champion Of The World.
I've turned off the overhead lights in my office with just the bolster light on, and I'm listening to 30s era Billie Holiday. It is my fond hope that nobody talks to me all day.