That "Be good" thing is weird, Hil. I haven't run into it and don't know what it signifies. Maybe it's code.

I've heard it before. I don't think it signifies anything, really - just a variation on take care, see ya, later, etc. Just something to say.

Nora, I'm a mostly 9 1/2 who has recently gotten 10ish, but since 9 1/2 was the biggest size they had that's what I got, and they fit fine, so I guess going a half-size down does indeed work. The fit is just snug enough that I'll never be able to wear them with socks, just tights, but since I wasn't planning on socks anyway they're basically fine.

Ah, but I already have slutgear boots! They have six-inch heels and one-inch platforms. So these would be, like, casual slutgear. And that doesn't come up a lot.

Ironic that slutting has such barrier to entry.

Esp. considering slutting is usually an invitation to entry...

So these would be, like, casual slutgear. And that doesn't come up a lot.

So most of your slutty occasions are formal?

What does an invitation to a formal slutty occasion look like?

I'm way more often casually slutgeared than formally, these days. Extra short skirt, hose (fishnets, maybe) and combatty boots. There's nothing slutty about the shoes themselves, but accessorised correctly are flipping the bird.

Gronk.

I think that's all.

Huh. Zappos (I keep wanting type it as Zeppos) has upgraded my shipping. That's nice of them.

So most of your slutty occasions are formal?

Precisely. Look, I'm only willing to be uncomfortable for formal occasions. For everything else, there's Mastercard. I mean jeans.