I hate to break it to you, oh impotent one, but you're not the big bad anymore, you're not even the kind of naughty.

Xander ,'Showtime'


Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Strix - Jul 08, 2005 6:37:47 am PDT #9276 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Ironic that slutting has such barrier to entry.

Esp. considering slutting is usually an invitation to entry...


Gudanov - Jul 08, 2005 6:37:51 am PDT #9277 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

So these would be, like, casual slutgear. And that doesn't come up a lot.

So most of your slutty occasions are formal?


tommyrot - Jul 08, 2005 6:41:27 am PDT #9278 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

What does an invitation to a formal slutty occasion look like?


§ ita § - Jul 08, 2005 6:42:47 am PDT #9279 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm way more often casually slutgeared than formally, these days. Extra short skirt, hose (fishnets, maybe) and combatty boots. There's nothing slutty about the shoes themselves, but accessorised correctly are flipping the bird.


Lilty Cash - Jul 08, 2005 6:52:05 am PDT #9280 of 10001
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."

Gronk.

I think that's all.


-t - Jul 08, 2005 6:53:23 am PDT #9281 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Huh. Zappos (I keep wanting type it as Zeppos) has upgraded my shipping. That's nice of them.


Emily - Jul 08, 2005 6:53:40 am PDT #9282 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

So most of your slutty occasions are formal?

Precisely. Look, I'm only willing to be uncomfortable for formal occasions. For everything else, there's Mastercard. I mean jeans.


sj - Jul 08, 2005 6:54:51 am PDT #9283 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

So this....person...emails me and says that anyone who even HAD something called slutgear shouldn't be a teacher, and she is of a mind to call my school and report me for moral turpitude.

WTF! There are no words.

What should I say to her?

Everyone else's response was better, but my first thought was, "I am so sorry that your sex life is so boring."

"Given the quality of the spelling and grammar in your email, maybe you should have paid more attention to your teachers' competence rather than their morality."

Bwah! Love Anne!

JZ, buy the mattress covers and the pillow covers, they have helped me a lot.

Much housing ~ma to you Connie. Much surgery~ma to your DH.


§ ita § - Jul 08, 2005 6:57:39 am PDT #9284 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm only willing to be uncomfortable for formal occasions

I can't be the only one whose slutgear is comfortable, can I? And those boots look very so.


Anne W. - Jul 08, 2005 6:59:33 am PDT #9285 of 10001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Erin, are you going to share this person's reply with us so we can mock?