Wash: Well, I wash my hands of it. It's a hopeless case. I'll read a nice poem at the funeral. Something with imagery. Zoe: You could lock the door and keep the power-hungry maniac at bay. Wash: Oh, no, I'm starting to like this poetry idea now. Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross...

'Shindig'


Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


-t - Jul 08, 2005 6:53:23 am PDT #9281 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Huh. Zappos (I keep wanting type it as Zeppos) has upgraded my shipping. That's nice of them.


Emily - Jul 08, 2005 6:53:40 am PDT #9282 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

So most of your slutty occasions are formal?

Precisely. Look, I'm only willing to be uncomfortable for formal occasions. For everything else, there's Mastercard. I mean jeans.


sj - Jul 08, 2005 6:54:51 am PDT #9283 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

So this....person...emails me and says that anyone who even HAD something called slutgear shouldn't be a teacher, and she is of a mind to call my school and report me for moral turpitude.

WTF! There are no words.

What should I say to her?

Everyone else's response was better, but my first thought was, "I am so sorry that your sex life is so boring."

"Given the quality of the spelling and grammar in your email, maybe you should have paid more attention to your teachers' competence rather than their morality."

Bwah! Love Anne!

JZ, buy the mattress covers and the pillow covers, they have helped me a lot.

Much housing ~ma to you Connie. Much surgery~ma to your DH.


§ ita § - Jul 08, 2005 6:57:39 am PDT #9284 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm only willing to be uncomfortable for formal occasions

I can't be the only one whose slutgear is comfortable, can I? And those boots look very so.


Anne W. - Jul 08, 2005 6:59:33 am PDT #9285 of 10001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Erin, are you going to share this person's reply with us so we can mock?


-t - Jul 08, 2005 7:03:38 am PDT #9286 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

My slutgear is comfortable. If corset + skirt + combat boots = slutgear.

The choice of footwear really depends if it's inside the house sluttage or going out and walking around. 'Cuz heels are for times when I will not be on my feet for long.


Lilty Cash - Jul 08, 2005 7:05:39 am PDT #9287 of 10001
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."

Man, my slutgear needs updating. Or at least more attention. I've been slacking.


-t - Jul 08, 2005 7:07:15 am PDT #9288 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Pick some up in Europe, Lilty!


Lilty Cash - Jul 08, 2005 7:08:13 am PDT #9289 of 10001
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."

Ooh, I wonder if I could find me a cheapo corset somewhere.

My mom handed me a check yesterday and said "Have fun."

I love my mommy. SHE can buy my slutgear.


Aims - Jul 08, 2005 7:15:08 am PDT #9290 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

So, I really want to see Newsies.

I have the dvd, vhs and cd. You need to borrow one? All?

t hearts Nicole with all that I'm worth.

If those aren't enough, I can send you the soundtrack and book combo.