I walk. I talk. I shop, I sneeze. I'm gonna be a fireman when the floods roll back. There's trees in the desert since you moved out. And I don't sleep on a bed of bones.

Buffy ,'Chosen'


Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


WindSparrow - Jul 07, 2005 6:14:54 pm PDT #9188 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Sings "If I had a Hammer".


billytea - Jul 07, 2005 6:15:14 pm PDT #9189 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Billytea, you are a very cute axe-murderer. BTW, just what did the axes do to piss you off so badly you had to kill 'em?

I think at this stage it's really just habit, as long as I can remember I've always had an axe to grind.


billytea - Jul 07, 2005 6:15:42 pm PDT #9190 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Sings "If I had a Hammer".

I don't recall the second line being "It would die slowly".


Pix - Jul 07, 2005 6:16:11 pm PDT #9191 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

You obviously haven't heard the remix.


billytea - Jul 07, 2005 6:17:00 pm PDT #9192 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

You obviously haven't heard the remix.

By MC Hammer, I presume?

Oh yes; I went there.


Pix - Jul 07, 2005 6:18:55 pm PDT #9193 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

No, no. Whedon.


brenda m - Jul 07, 2005 6:20:52 pm PDT #9194 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I don't know, I think this kind of calls for MC Minear.


billytea - Jul 07, 2005 6:22:15 pm PDT #9195 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I don't know, I think this kind of calls for MC Minear.

Now I'm imagining a new burger called the McMinear. Otherwise known as the Spring Surprise.


DavidS - Jul 07, 2005 7:09:09 pm PDT #9196 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Heh. When Lilty wrote "packing" I was thinking about what meara or Ple would mean by that phrase - not the getting-ready-for-travel version.

I *did* call various Buffistas from the hospital when I was looped out of my gourd on morphine. I'm told I was amusing.

Yeah. That was good. Morphine calling - it's a whole different vibe. Actually I called you while you were doped up. You didn't remember a thing. But you were very loopy during the call.


billytea - Jul 07, 2005 7:16:19 pm PDT #9197 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Yeah. That was good. Morphine calling - it's a whole different vibe. Actually I called you while you were doped up. You didn't remember a thing. But you were very loopy during the call.

When I was hopped up on morphine just after my sinus surgery, I was reportedly pretty funny. Aside from telling Bec that she was "a good wifey" for being there when I woke up, and demanding -- loudly -- that they remove this catheter IMMEDIATELY, I then gazed owlishly at the nurse as she explained that in one hand I had a morphine button, and in the other I had a nurse button. "So, if I hit this button, I get a shot of morphine... And if I hit this button, you get a shot of morphine!"

Now I want to see the Mighty Morphine Power Rangers.