Jayne: 'Cause I don't know these folks. Don't much care to. Mal: They're whores. Jayne: I'm in.

'Heart Of Gold'


Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


billytea - Jul 07, 2005 6:15:42 pm PDT #9190 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Sings "If I had a Hammer".

I don't recall the second line being "It would die slowly".


Pix - Jul 07, 2005 6:16:11 pm PDT #9191 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

You obviously haven't heard the remix.


billytea - Jul 07, 2005 6:17:00 pm PDT #9192 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

You obviously haven't heard the remix.

By MC Hammer, I presume?

Oh yes; I went there.


Pix - Jul 07, 2005 6:18:55 pm PDT #9193 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

No, no. Whedon.


brenda m - Jul 07, 2005 6:20:52 pm PDT #9194 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I don't know, I think this kind of calls for MC Minear.


billytea - Jul 07, 2005 6:22:15 pm PDT #9195 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I don't know, I think this kind of calls for MC Minear.

Now I'm imagining a new burger called the McMinear. Otherwise known as the Spring Surprise.


DavidS - Jul 07, 2005 7:09:09 pm PDT #9196 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Heh. When Lilty wrote "packing" I was thinking about what meara or Ple would mean by that phrase - not the getting-ready-for-travel version.

I *did* call various Buffistas from the hospital when I was looped out of my gourd on morphine. I'm told I was amusing.

Yeah. That was good. Morphine calling - it's a whole different vibe. Actually I called you while you were doped up. You didn't remember a thing. But you were very loopy during the call.


billytea - Jul 07, 2005 7:16:19 pm PDT #9197 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Yeah. That was good. Morphine calling - it's a whole different vibe. Actually I called you while you were doped up. You didn't remember a thing. But you were very loopy during the call.

When I was hopped up on morphine just after my sinus surgery, I was reportedly pretty funny. Aside from telling Bec that she was "a good wifey" for being there when I woke up, and demanding -- loudly -- that they remove this catheter IMMEDIATELY, I then gazed owlishly at the nurse as she explained that in one hand I had a morphine button, and in the other I had a nurse button. "So, if I hit this button, I get a shot of morphine... And if I hit this button, you get a shot of morphine!"

Now I want to see the Mighty Morphine Power Rangers.


§ ita § - Jul 07, 2005 7:39:22 pm PDT #9198 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I was pretty boring on morphine, or at least Burrell's DH didn't notice how completely out of my gourd I was. The nurse asked if I was still in pain. I was, and told her so, but there was no way I was taking any more of the stuff.

I was in pain, sure, but I really didn't care.


DavidS - Jul 07, 2005 7:47:21 pm PDT #9199 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I was in pain, sure, but I really didn't care.

Pretty much the definition of morphine.