Note to self: Try not to piss off MiracleMan. Also, the next time somebody pisses me off, MM will get their address.
Simon: Captain... why did you come back for us? Mal: You're on my crew. Simon: Yeah, but you don't even like me. Why'd you come back? Mal: You're on my crew. Why we still talking about this?
'Safe'
Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
erikaj - Jul 07, 2005 2:29:31 pm PDT #9138 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
SailAweigh - Jul 07, 2005 2:40:53 pm PDT #9139 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
Wow, what a day. I'm glad to hear none of the Buffista family/friends/acquaintances were hurt in the London bombings.
Erin, that was an awesome reply to the fuckhead. In my heart, though, I sent her Fay's version (as I can't not use invective when someone pisses me off that much.)
JZ - Jul 07, 2005 3:06:49 pm PDT #9140 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
I applaud all the invective. Anne's cool sneer, Betsy's tartness, Fay's slowly unraveling crusty Brittitude, Hec's flight of venemous fancy, MM calling her a terrorist and backing it up with a well-reasoned argument she hasn't got a hope in hell of comprehending, and the white-hot yet obscenity-free righteous fury bolt Erin did in fact send. I just applaud it all.
ION, the boots arrived, and they're AWESOME.
IOON, I just got back from a follow-up visit to the allergist, where she gave me the unsavory gift of one of the nastiest statistics in the history of human repose: Say you buy a new pillow. Brand-new, never before used. By the time it's two years old, fully 10% of its weight consists of dust mites and dust mite feces. I have to go home now and laminate my entire building.
erikaj - Jul 07, 2005 3:16:35 pm PDT #9141 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
WHY do people share factoids like that, JZ? Why? In high school, I went through about a year of being about one neuron from Lady Macbeth anyway. It's just easier on me to not think of those things.
Polter-Cow - Jul 07, 2005 3:17:51 pm PDT #9142 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Dear Madam,
You suck. I do not. Well, I do, but it doesn't make me any less of a teacher, so suck it.
Love,
Ms. Slutgear
Steph L. - Jul 07, 2005 3:22:10 pm PDT #9143 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
I still think the most efficacious reply to crazy cousin would have been
Dear craxy cousin,
EAT IT!!!!!1!
yrs, etc.
JZ - Jul 07, 2005 3:23:25 pm PDT #9144 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
erika, I think she shared it with me because I was starting to look faint at the thought of the cost of all the mattress and box spring and pillow covers, and she wanted to frighten me out of my thriftiness before I cheap-assed myself into full-blown asthma. It worked, too.
erikaj - Jul 07, 2005 3:27:17 pm PDT #9145 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
Yeah... I can believe that. Some doctors, though, it's like "Aren't you interested in the fascinating puzzle of how fucked up you are?" and I could really take a pass.
Steph L. - Jul 07, 2005 3:28:20 pm PDT #9146 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
JZ, I think that dust mite statistic is hype -- so does the Straight Dope. Take that with a grain of salt.
Betsy HP - Jul 07, 2005 3:28:48 pm PDT #9147 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
Yup. My doctors thoughtfully gave me shiny pink pictures of my colon after my colonoscopy. Fascinating yet off-putting.
I'd much rather have had a print of the CAT scan of my head. Lookit all the purty neurons!