Dear Madam,
You suck. I do not. Well, I do, but it doesn't make me any less of a teacher, so suck it.
Love,
Ms. Slutgear
A ghost? What's the deal? Is every frat on this campus haunted? And if so, why do people keep coming to these parties, cause it's not the snacks.
Xander ,'Dirty Girls'
Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Polter-Cow - Jul 07, 2005 3:17:51 pm PDT #9142 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Steph L. - Jul 07, 2005 3:22:10 pm PDT #9143 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
I still think the most efficacious reply to crazy cousin would have been
Dear craxy cousin,
EAT IT!!!!!1!
yrs, etc.
JZ - Jul 07, 2005 3:23:25 pm PDT #9144 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
erika, I think she shared it with me because I was starting to look faint at the thought of the cost of all the mattress and box spring and pillow covers, and she wanted to frighten me out of my thriftiness before I cheap-assed myself into full-blown asthma. It worked, too.
erikaj - Jul 07, 2005 3:27:17 pm PDT #9145 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
Yeah... I can believe that. Some doctors, though, it's like "Aren't you interested in the fascinating puzzle of how fucked up you are?" and I could really take a pass.
Steph L. - Jul 07, 2005 3:28:20 pm PDT #9146 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
JZ, I think that dust mite statistic is hype -- so does the Straight Dope. Take that with a grain of salt.
Betsy HP - Jul 07, 2005 3:28:48 pm PDT #9147 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
Yup. My doctors thoughtfully gave me shiny pink pictures of my colon after my colonoscopy. Fascinating yet off-putting.
I'd much rather have had a print of the CAT scan of my head. Lookit all the purty neurons!
Glamcookie - Jul 07, 2005 3:32:21 pm PDT #9148 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
I knew about the mites. I have pillow covers and a mattress cover to protect me from the critters.
ION, never buy an Acura and certainly never take a vehicle to the Santa Monica Acura dealership.
DavidS - Jul 07, 2005 3:34:09 pm PDT #9149 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
and she wanted to frighten me out of my thriftiness before I cheap-assed myself into full-blown asthma. It worked, too.
Does she know you're borderline OCD? 'Cuz she's not helping.
Connie Neil - Jul 07, 2005 3:36:14 pm PDT #9150 of 10001
brillig
re: dust mites and pillows
I wondered why the pillows were getting heavier. Huh. t snuggles up again in defiance of invaders from the microscopic world
Steph L. - Jul 07, 2005 3:36:33 pm PDT #9151 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
Honestly (I say this as someone whose entire family, including, obviously, me, has horrible allergies and always has), your allergy-preventing $$ are better spent on (in order of importance) (1) a good HEPA filter for the bedroom and (2) allergy shots.