Every planet has its own weird customs. About a year before we met, I spent six weeks on a moon where the principal form of recreation was juggling geese. My hand to God. Baby geese. Goslings. They were juggled.

Wash ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


sj - Jun 24, 2005 10:08:45 am PDT #6737 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Go, Anne!


Calli - Jun 24, 2005 10:09:31 am PDT #6738 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Anne, I hope something breaks for you on the job hunt front.

vw, much cope~ma to you on the difficult moments.


JZ - Jun 24, 2005 10:09:50 am PDT #6739 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Bellydancing looks so damn cool. One of my friends did it for a while and wanted me to join her, and I pleaded poverty and waffled, and my punishment is that she's since quit and is now pimping (rather cheaper) kickboxing classes at me.

vw, please don't have a meltdown. Your therapist will be back on Monday and will call you back and it'll work out somehow. Please don't stress up your body and brain (or, if you feel you must, go watch a sappy movie and have a cathartic relaxing cry, but NO BREAKDOWN).

ION, I am now so fucking hungry I swear I could eat the head of the next person to walk into my office, and spend another couple of hours contentedly gnawing on the stump of their neck. Why must the strength of my hunger always be directly inversely proportionate to the amount of snack money I have?


-t - Jun 24, 2005 10:12:32 am PDT #6740 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Good luck, Anne.

{{vw}}

Have ordered DVD! One step closer to actually exercising...


Lee - Jun 24, 2005 10:13:07 am PDT #6741 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

more of a "Oh? Really? Whenwhenwhenwhen?" anticipatory sort of thing. Yes. Be moving to this side of the country. Sooner rather than later. Please?

What she said, even if you SUCK.


Sean K - Jun 24, 2005 10:14:14 am PDT #6742 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Why must the strength of my hunger always be directly inversely proportionate to the amount of snack money I have?

It's a primitive response. Though "snack money" is a relatively new concept, "got no food, no idea when I'm getting more," is a concept the body understands perfectly, and it's already pre-programmed with a "KILL AND EAT THE NEXT CREATURE YOU SEE OR WE'RE DOOOOMED!" response.


Glamcookie - Jun 24, 2005 10:14:54 am PDT #6743 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

I am now so fucking hungry I swear I could eat the head of the next person to walk into my office, and spend another couple of hours contentedly gnawing on the stump of their neck.

t Gives Acura folks directions to JZ's workplace


DavidS - Jun 24, 2005 10:30:27 am PDT #6744 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I can say with 100% certitude that my naked belly will NEVER see the light of day, or be exposed in front of more than 1 human being EVER.

You made similar categorical statements about getting a corset.

I am now so fucking hungry I swear I could eat the head of the next person to walk into my office, and spend another couple of hours contentedly gnawing on the stump of their neck.

Oh, my.. ::tries to stuff a fiver into the fax machine::


Steph L. - Jun 24, 2005 10:35:31 am PDT #6745 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I can say with 100% certitude that my naked belly will NEVER see the light of day, or be exposed in front of more than 1 human being EVER.

You made similar categorical statements about getting a corset.

Okay, true (curse your memory!). But my corset issues were worrying that it would be uncomfortable (and, in truth, it isn't what I'd call "comfortable"), and I had a good reason for buying it, anyway.

My corset issues had nothing to do with the shame and humiliation that would ensue if I ever wore one. Letting the Teppy Belly out in public -- whole other story.


sj - Jun 24, 2005 10:38:58 am PDT #6746 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Teppy! Happy Belated Birthday!!! Sorry that I missed the actual day.