I am now so fucking hungry I swear I could eat the head of the next person to walk into my office, and spend another couple of hours contentedly gnawing on the stump of their neck.
t Gives Acura folks directions to JZ's workplace
What you did to me was unbelievable, Connor. But then I got stuck in a hell dimension by my girlfriend one time for a hundred years, so three months under the ocean actually gave me perspective. Kind of a M.C. Escher perspective, but I did get time to think.
Angel ,'Conviction (1)'
Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Glamcookie - Jun 24, 2005 10:14:54 am PDT #6743 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
DavidS - Jun 24, 2005 10:30:27 am PDT #6744 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I can say with 100% certitude that my naked belly will NEVER see the light of day, or be exposed in front of more than 1 human being EVER.
You made similar categorical statements about getting a corset.
I am now so fucking hungry I swear I could eat the head of the next person to walk into my office, and spend another couple of hours contentedly gnawing on the stump of their neck.
Oh, my.. ::tries to stuff a fiver into the fax machine::
Steph L. - Jun 24, 2005 10:35:31 am PDT #6745 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
I can say with 100% certitude that my naked belly will NEVER see the light of day, or be exposed in front of more than 1 human being EVER.
You made similar categorical statements about getting a corset.
Okay, true (curse your memory!). But my corset issues were worrying that it would be uncomfortable (and, in truth, it isn't what I'd call "comfortable"), and I had a good reason for buying it, anyway.
My corset issues had nothing to do with the shame and humiliation that would ensue if I ever wore one. Letting the Teppy Belly out in public -- whole other story.
sj - Jun 24, 2005 10:38:58 am PDT #6746 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Teppy! Happy Belated Birthday!!! Sorry that I missed the actual day.
erikaj - Jun 24, 2005 11:02:08 am PDT #6747 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
My belly is not pretty either, but y'all could still see it because my lifetime stats of People Seeing Me Naked is about 200 or so so at this point, who cares? Sadly I bet only 2 or three got a thrill, but I have no shame nonetheless.
WindSparrow - Jun 24, 2005 11:10:41 am PDT #6748 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
vw, many drug manufacturers have programs where they offer (steep) discounts to people who 1) ain't rich, and B) don't have insurance, to help those who need the meds get them. They tend to involve an annoying amount of paperwork, but they do exist, and may be of use to you.
Anne W. - Jun 24, 2005 11:14:37 am PDT #6749 of 10001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.
One more job app done, two more to go for the day.
DavidS - Jun 24, 2005 11:45:22 am PDT #6750 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
People Seeing Me Naked is about 200 or so so at this point, who cares? Sadly I bet only 2 or three got a thrill, but I have no shame nonetheless.
It's like you're the world's worst exotic dancer.
Connie Neil - Jun 24, 2005 11:47:35 am PDT #6751 of 10001
brillig
Huh. A five-volume erotica dictionary in Spanish. Five volumes.
For those interested in how the volumes break down, here are the titles.
1. Aachen-calentorro -- 2. Calentura-deshuevar -- 3. Deshueve-inguinolabial -- 4. Inhibición-pollalisa -- 5. Pollasanta-zurruscarse.
Steph L. - Jun 24, 2005 11:51:05 am PDT #6752 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
3. Deshueve-inguinolabial
Damn, that gets me hot.
Excuse me, I mean, Damn, that gets me caliente.