I can say with 100% certitude that my naked belly will NEVER see the light of day, or be exposed in front of more than 1 human being EVER.

You made similar categorical statements about getting a corset.

I am now so fucking hungry I swear I could eat the head of the next person to walk into my office, and spend another couple of hours contentedly gnawing on the stump of their neck.

Oh, my.. ::tries to stuff a fiver into the fax machine::

I can say with 100% certitude that my naked belly will NEVER see the light of day, or be exposed in front of more than 1 human being EVER.

You made similar categorical statements about getting a corset.

Okay, true (curse your memory!). But my corset issues were worrying that it would be uncomfortable (and, in truth, it isn't what I'd call "comfortable"), and I had a good reason for buying it, anyway.

My corset issues had nothing to do with the shame and humiliation that would ensue if I ever wore one. Letting the Teppy Belly out in public -- whole other story.

Teppy! Happy Belated Birthday!!! Sorry that I missed the actual day.

My belly is not pretty either, but y'all could still see it because my lifetime stats of People Seeing Me Naked is about 200 or so so at this point, who cares? Sadly I bet only 2 or three got a thrill, but I have no shame nonetheless.

vw, many drug manufacturers have programs where they offer (steep) discounts to people who 1) ain't rich, and B) don't have insurance, to help those who need the meds get them. They tend to involve an annoying amount of paperwork, but they do exist, and may be of use to you.

One more job app done, two more to go for the day.

People Seeing Me Naked is about 200 or so so at this point, who cares? Sadly I bet only 2 or three got a thrill, but I have no shame nonetheless.

It's like you're the world's worst exotic dancer.

Huh. A five-volume erotica dictionary in Spanish. Five volumes.

For those interested in how the volumes break down, here are the titles.

1. Aachen-calentorro -- 2. Calentura-deshuevar -- 3. Deshueve-inguinolabial -- 4. Inhibición-pollalisa -- 5. Pollasanta-zurruscarse.

3. Deshueve-inguinolabial

Damn, that gets me hot.

Excuse me, I mean, Damn, that gets me caliente.

It's is a weirdly unproductive day. My co-worker called in at 10:30 to say was in fact coming to work. One boss left at 1pm. I was planning on leaving at 3:30 to get to Emmett's acrosports performance but my Good Boss just came and told me she was off to lunch and wouldn't be back, and I could take off earlier. Also, it was very abandoned in the various lunch courts at noon.

It's like senior skip day or something.