There was one really heinous dude leaning against beach rocks.
The BEST pix were the real guys who had sent their naked pix into Playgirl. The guy we picked for our centerfold (we're going to photoshop my friend's fnance's face onto him, blow the pic up to poster size and play pin-the-tail at her bacherolette party Sat.) had this ginormous penis, and he was this kinda wispy looking guy, but his dick...you could club baby seals with that thing.
But what I felt bad about was the editors had placed his picture right next to the picture of another guy, who had the teensiest, wee-est little stub of a dick. We decided that that layout was just mean.
The BEST pix were the real guys who had sent their naked pix into Playgirl. The guy we picked for our centerfold (we're going to photoshop my friend's fnance's face onto him, blow the pic up to poster size and play pin-the-tail at her bacherolette party Sat.) had this ginormous penis, and he was this kinda wispy looking guy, but his dick...you could club baby seals with that thing.
Aw, they published my picture, cool!
Fun Post Juxtaposition of the Day:
Who wants to look at baby-oiled guys with bad hair, worse tattoos, and limp dicks?
Is there any independent reading or something you can do for classes? That way you could do it in the evenings or at work breaks.
Fun Post Juxtaposition of the Day:
I was just going to let that slide, Super Pornypants.
Apparently the good naked male stuff is all over in the gay section. Discriminatory, that's what it is.
Roomate got up this morning with no mention of the loud unannounced party that lasted until at least three am. I wanted to throw something at her head. Maybe I'm getting to be a granny.
Or, or, I know this one! Or, your Roommate SUX.
SPP approves of sliding almost universally, Connie.
ion -- I am eating Utah sea salt on a hard boiled egg. nummy.
Deviled eggs sound good.
I have to bake a cake tomorrow. Hmm. It's been a while.
OTOH, tomorrow night, I get to drink copiously and laugh at strippers, so it's good.
I am eating Utah sea salt on a hard boiled egg. nummy.
You're the one who took it!
Screw the diet, I'm gonna have a cold-blooded jelly donut.
