I LIKE looking at mostly naked men. I find the penis very distracting. I'd be all "Body, ok, hair bad, AGGGH! Dick! Funny-looking balls! What is UP with the shaved pubes? And why is he casually holding the base of his weiner like it's a ballpoint?"
Does anybody else miss the Mayor? 'I just want to be a big snake.'
Xander ,'End of Days'
Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Strix - Jun 24, 2005 6:10:28 am PDT #6597 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Nora Deirdre - Jun 24, 2005 6:10:49 am PDT #6598 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
My opinion is that you probably wouldn't lose momentum (though you know better than anyone else) cause you're a school SUPERSTAR! and that you will need a bit of a break to avoid burn out. Especially since the part time job seems to be a bit more emotionally involving than originally anticipated, and are you still doing the second job thing?
I may be projecting on you, BTW, due to my own not having a break for months on end, working weeks without a real day off, and being generally burnt out and quite miserable on a daily basis. Not that it's about me, but, you know, that's where my advice is coming from.
-t - Jun 24, 2005 6:11:27 am PDT #6599 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Last time I looked at a Playgirl (probably around 15 years ago) there was hardly any nudity. There was a spread on businessmen or something, and they were all dressed except for one guy, but he was erect, at least.
Topic!Cindy - Jun 24, 2005 6:14:02 am PDT #6600 of 10001
What is even happening?
Why does Playboy have all these beautiful women, yet Playgirl gets these skanked out looking guys? They were all NASTY. And not in a good way.Maybe fewer men find it necessary to objectify and exploit their physicality, in order to earn a living, hence the pool of potential men is more narrow and shallow to begin with?
Strix - Jun 24, 2005 6:15:08 am PDT #6601 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
They were all nude, except for the obligatory soap-opera guy layout, and he's a CEEREOUS AKTER so he kept his pants on.
The most hilarious thing were the looks on their faces, trying to be all serious and sexy and steamy. Most of them looked like they were trying not to fart.
Nora Deirdre - Jun 24, 2005 6:16:47 am PDT #6602 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Most of them looked like they were trying not to fart.
that reminds me of Joey Tribbiani's "smell the fart" acting style.
tommyrot - Jun 24, 2005 6:17:12 am PDT #6603 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Most of them looked like they were trying not to fart.
"Don't fart" ranks pretty high on most men's list of ways to get women turned on....
beth b - Jun 24, 2005 6:18:29 am PDT #6604 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
I haven't seen playboy in years. but my favorite thing was seeing some guy sitting in a tree wearing only an oxford cloth shirt. All it made think about was how painful it would be to be in a tree even partially naked.
Lilty Cash - Jun 24, 2005 6:20:57 am PDT #6605 of 10001
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."
Timelies!
I just got back from a brilliant breakfast with the lovely Sparky and wonderful DH. I had some bacon and good company.
That and a conversation on Playgirl's limp dicks are a great way to start the morning.
Roomate got up this morning with no mention of the loud unannounced party that lasted until at least three am. I wanted to throw something at her head. Maybe I'm getting to be a granny.
billytea - Jun 24, 2005 6:22:03 am PDT #6606 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
I want a t-shirt that says: The ineluctable modality of the risible.
That's interesting. I want a t-shirt that says "Fetch the Gimp".
"Don't fart" ranks pretty high on most men's list of ways to get women turned on....
To be fair, it does show greater awareness than the alternative.