It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Connie Neil - Jun 24, 2005 6:28:15 am PDT #6610 of 10001
brillig

Fun Post Juxtaposition of the Day:

I was just going to let that slide, Super Pornypants.

Apparently the good naked male stuff is all over in the gay section. Discriminatory, that's what it is.


Nora Deirdre - Jun 24, 2005 6:29:33 am PDT #6611 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Roomate got up this morning with no mention of the loud unannounced party that lasted until at least three am. I wanted to throw something at her head. Maybe I'm getting to be a granny.

Or, or, I know this one! Or, your Roommate SUX.


Lilty Cash - Jun 24, 2005 6:31:01 am PDT #6612 of 10001
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."

Bwah! I heart Nora.


Trudy Booth - Jun 24, 2005 6:32:43 am PDT #6613 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

SPP approves of sliding almost universally, Connie.

ion -- I am eating Utah sea salt on a hard boiled egg. nummy.


Strix - Jun 24, 2005 6:35:29 am PDT #6614 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Deviled eggs sound good.

I have to bake a cake tomorrow. Hmm. It's been a while.

OTOH, tomorrow night, I get to drink copiously and laugh at strippers, so it's good.


Connie Neil - Jun 24, 2005 6:36:34 am PDT #6615 of 10001
brillig

I am eating Utah sea salt on a hard boiled egg. nummy.

You're the one who took it!


-t - Jun 24, 2005 6:39:21 am PDT #6616 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Screw the diet, I'm gonna have a cold-blooded jelly donut.


Strix - Jun 24, 2005 6:40:42 am PDT #6617 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Dammit, you had to mention doughnuts. There's supposed to be doughnuts at work every Friday, but the Designated Doughtnut Guy FORGOT.

NOOOOO!!!! KHAAAAAANNNNN!


-t - Jun 24, 2005 6:42:34 am PDT #6618 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

We have one left, Erin. You can have it.


Ginger - Jun 24, 2005 6:43:56 am PDT #6619 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I'm gonna have a cold-blooded jelly donut.

One you ate deliberately, as opposed to by accident? One that's a stone killer? The latest treat from Japan?

I am waiting for my college roommate to call from the MARTA train station so I can go pick her up. She's spending the weekend. It's a bit unnerving to realize that we've been friends for more than 30 years.