I haven't seen playboy in years. but my favorite thing was seeing some guy sitting in a tree wearing only an oxford cloth shirt. All it made think about was how painful it would be to be in a tree even partially naked.
I'm a vision of hotliness, and how weird is that? Mystical comas. You know, if you can stand the horror of a higher power hijacking your mind and body so that it can give birth to itself, I really recommend 'em.
Cordelia ,'You're Welcome'
Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
beth b - Jun 24, 2005 6:18:29 am PDT #6604 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
Lilty Cash - Jun 24, 2005 6:20:57 am PDT #6605 of 10001
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."
Timelies!
I just got back from a brilliant breakfast with the lovely Sparky and wonderful DH. I had some bacon and good company.
That and a conversation on Playgirl's limp dicks are a great way to start the morning.
Roomate got up this morning with no mention of the loud unannounced party that lasted until at least three am. I wanted to throw something at her head. Maybe I'm getting to be a granny.
billytea - Jun 24, 2005 6:22:03 am PDT #6606 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
I want a t-shirt that says: The ineluctable modality of the risible.
That's interesting. I want a t-shirt that says "Fetch the Gimp".
"Don't fart" ranks pretty high on most men's list of ways to get women turned on....
To be fair, it does show greater awareness than the alternative.
Strix - Jun 24, 2005 6:22:54 am PDT #6607 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
There was one really heinous dude leaning against beach rocks.
The BEST pix were the real guys who had sent their naked pix into Playgirl. The guy we picked for our centerfold (we're going to photoshop my friend's fnance's face onto him, blow the pic up to poster size and play pin-the-tail at her bacherolette party Sat.) had this ginormous penis, and he was this kinda wispy looking guy, but his dick...you could club baby seals with that thing.
But what I felt bad about was the editors had placed his picture right next to the picture of another guy, who had the teensiest, wee-est little stub of a dick. We decided that that layout was just mean.
Polter-Cow - Jun 24, 2005 6:25:59 am PDT #6608 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
The BEST pix were the real guys who had sent their naked pix into Playgirl. The guy we picked for our centerfold (we're going to photoshop my friend's fnance's face onto him, blow the pic up to poster size and play pin-the-tail at her bacherolette party Sat.) had this ginormous penis, and he was this kinda wispy looking guy, but his dick...you could club baby seals with that thing.
Aw, they published my picture, cool!
Trudy Booth - Jun 24, 2005 6:26:48 am PDT #6609 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Fun Post Juxtaposition of the Day:
Who wants to look at baby-oiled guys with bad hair, worse tattoos, and limp dicks?
Is there any independent reading or something you can do for classes? That way you could do it in the evenings or at work breaks.
Connie Neil - Jun 24, 2005 6:28:15 am PDT #6610 of 10001
brillig
Fun Post Juxtaposition of the Day:
I was just going to let that slide, Super Pornypants.
Apparently the good naked male stuff is all over in the gay section. Discriminatory, that's what it is.
Nora Deirdre - Jun 24, 2005 6:29:33 am PDT #6611 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Roomate got up this morning with no mention of the loud unannounced party that lasted until at least three am. I wanted to throw something at her head. Maybe I'm getting to be a granny.
Or, or, I know this one! Or, your Roommate SUX.
Lilty Cash - Jun 24, 2005 6:31:01 am PDT #6612 of 10001
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."
Bwah! I heart Nora.
Trudy Booth - Jun 24, 2005 6:32:43 am PDT #6613 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
SPP approves of sliding almost universally, Connie.
ion -- I am eating Utah sea salt on a hard boiled egg. nummy.