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'Harm's Way'
Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
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Hermes apologizes to Oprah Winfrey for turning her away from their shop: [link]
Heh. Au Revoir, Hermes.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TEPPY!!!!
(I'm a bit late in teh day, but hopefully you are still accepting birthday wishes.)
perhaps you want to include this picture
HAH! I think Billytea should totally include the bunny-ears photo. :)
best possible name for the Zmayhem spawn (should we have any and should it be a girl) was Ozma Smay
Wow. That's...mean. We might have to kidnap the poor child from you to prevent horrible naming accidents.
ACK! I have to date in 1/2 hour!!!! (How do people do this regularly? I'm a basket case!)
People do that regularly?? Nah, surely not! Of course, I avoid it in favor of getting drunk and kissing girls who are from out of town. This is perhaps not the best solution.
Everyone have some Skyline and a Graeter's.
Aww, I wish. How about a new grocery store two blocks away from me? It's fun! It's new! It's exciting! It's really freakin' crowded! But brand new for Teppy's birthday! Or something.
Me: So, do I look 34?
Sniff. I was at the new grocery store, buying wine, and the cashier looked at me, thought about carding me, and then said "Nah, you look 30". NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Mmmmm...ice cream.
I'm feeling a little better and less judgemental of myself.
I *LOVE* the name Ozma.
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Ice cream is a healing balm unto many ills.
And, dudes, it was a dream! If I were to go for any Oz-related name (aside from, if a boy, Oz), it would be "Patchwork Girl Smay," and even I'm not that heartless.
When I buy wine at the supermarket, I just look at the checkers and say, "You are *not* going to make me show you my ID, are you?" Considering I know most of the checkers, they generally laugh.
Nobody has ever carded me, ever. For anything. I could probably make money buying rotgut for teenagers. I'm not sure if they think I wouldn't lie, or what?