Hermes apologizes to Oprah Winfrey for turning her away from their shop: [link]
Heh. Au Revoir, Hermes.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Hermes apologizes to Oprah Winfrey for turning her away from their shop: [link]
Heh. Au Revoir, Hermes.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TEPPY!!!!
(I'm a bit late in teh day, but hopefully you are still accepting birthday wishes.)
perhaps you want to include this picture
HAH! I think Billytea should totally include the bunny-ears photo. :)
best possible name for the Zmayhem spawn (should we have any and should it be a girl) was Ozma Smay
Wow. That's...mean. We might have to kidnap the poor child from you to prevent horrible naming accidents.
ACK! I have to date in 1/2 hour!!!! (How do people do this regularly? I'm a basket case!)
People do that regularly?? Nah, surely not! Of course, I avoid it in favor of getting drunk and kissing girls who are from out of town. This is perhaps not the best solution.
Everyone have some Skyline and a Graeter's.
Aww, I wish. How about a new grocery store two blocks away from me? It's fun! It's new! It's exciting! It's really freakin' crowded! But brand new for Teppy's birthday! Or something.
Me: So, do I look 34?
Sniff. I was at the new grocery store, buying wine, and the cashier looked at me, thought about carding me, and then said "Nah, you look 30". NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Mmmmm...ice cream.
I'm feeling a little better and less judgemental of myself.
I *LOVE* the name Ozma.
t not a surprise
Ice cream is a healing balm unto many ills.
And, dudes, it was a dream! If I were to go for any Oz-related name (aside from, if a boy, Oz), it would be "Patchwork Girl Smay," and even I'm not that heartless.
When I buy wine at the supermarket, I just look at the checkers and say, "You are *not* going to make me show you my ID, are you?" Considering I know most of the checkers, they generally laugh.
Nobody has ever carded me, ever. For anything. I could probably make money buying rotgut for teenagers. I'm not sure if they think I wouldn't lie, or what?
Sometimes I really like being an adult. We had a mid-late lunch, so for dinner we had ice cream and now we're having popcorn. Perfect.
I turned 21 during my last year in college. I made a fair amount of money charging a 25-cent-per-bottle fee for buying booze for people. I know I'm supposed to feel horrible about it, but, well, I don't.