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Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Topic!Cindy - Jun 23, 2005 1:56:24 pm PDT #6505 of 10001
What is even happening?

Hermes apologizes to Oprah Winfrey for turning her away from their shop: [link]

Heh. Au Revoir, Hermes.


Stephanie - Jun 23, 2005 2:06:55 pm PDT #6506 of 10001
Trust my rage

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TEPPY!!!!

(I'm a bit late in teh day, but hopefully you are still accepting birthday wishes.)


meara - Jun 23, 2005 2:54:57 pm PDT #6507 of 10001

perhaps you want to include this picture

HAH! I think Billytea should totally include the bunny-ears photo. :)

best possible name for the Zmayhem spawn (should we have any and should it be a girl) was Ozma Smay

Wow. That's...mean. We might have to kidnap the poor child from you to prevent horrible naming accidents.

ACK! I have to date in 1/2 hour!!!! (How do people do this regularly? I'm a basket case!)

People do that regularly?? Nah, surely not! Of course, I avoid it in favor of getting drunk and kissing girls who are from out of town. This is perhaps not the best solution.

Everyone have some Skyline and a Graeter's.

Aww, I wish. How about a new grocery store two blocks away from me? It's fun! It's new! It's exciting! It's really freakin' crowded! But brand new for Teppy's birthday! Or something.

Me: So, do I look 34?

Sniff. I was at the new grocery store, buying wine, and the cashier looked at me, thought about carding me, and then said "Nah, you look 30". NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


vw bug - Jun 23, 2005 2:54:59 pm PDT #6508 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Mmmmm...ice cream.

I'm feeling a little better and less judgemental of myself.


Aims - Jun 23, 2005 2:56:51 pm PDT #6509 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I *LOVE* the name Ozma.

t not a surprise


JZ - Jun 23, 2005 2:58:34 pm PDT #6510 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Ice cream is a healing balm unto many ills.

And, dudes, it was a dream! If I were to go for any Oz-related name (aside from, if a boy, Oz), it would be "Patchwork Girl Smay," and even I'm not that heartless.


Connie Neil - Jun 23, 2005 3:08:13 pm PDT #6511 of 10001
brillig

When I buy wine at the supermarket, I just look at the checkers and say, "You are *not* going to make me show you my ID, are you?" Considering I know most of the checkers, they generally laugh.


erikaj - Jun 23, 2005 3:11:12 pm PDT #6512 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Nobody has ever carded me, ever. For anything. I could probably make money buying rotgut for teenagers. I'm not sure if they think I wouldn't lie, or what?


vw bug - Jun 23, 2005 3:11:43 pm PDT #6513 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Sometimes I really like being an adult. We had a mid-late lunch, so for dinner we had ice cream and now we're having popcorn. Perfect.


Connie Neil - Jun 23, 2005 3:12:45 pm PDT #6514 of 10001
brillig

I turned 21 during my last year in college. I made a fair amount of money charging a 25-cent-per-bottle fee for buying booze for people. I know I'm supposed to feel horrible about it, but, well, I don't.