Spike: Heard what happened up top, offing your dad and all. Don't know if you know this, but, uh…I killed my mum. Actually, I'd already killed her, and then she tried to shag me, so I had to-- Wesley: Thank you. I'm…very comforted.

'Lineage'


Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Nora Deirdre - Jun 23, 2005 1:35:55 pm PDT #6504 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

oh, no, {{vw}}


Topic!Cindy - Jun 23, 2005 1:56:24 pm PDT #6505 of 10001
What is even happening?

Hermes apologizes to Oprah Winfrey for turning her away from their shop: [link]

Heh. Au Revoir, Hermes.


Stephanie - Jun 23, 2005 2:06:55 pm PDT #6506 of 10001
Trust my rage

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TEPPY!!!!

(I'm a bit late in teh day, but hopefully you are still accepting birthday wishes.)


meara - Jun 23, 2005 2:54:57 pm PDT #6507 of 10001

perhaps you want to include this picture

HAH! I think Billytea should totally include the bunny-ears photo. :)

best possible name for the Zmayhem spawn (should we have any and should it be a girl) was Ozma Smay

Wow. That's...mean. We might have to kidnap the poor child from you to prevent horrible naming accidents.

ACK! I have to date in 1/2 hour!!!! (How do people do this regularly? I'm a basket case!)

People do that regularly?? Nah, surely not! Of course, I avoid it in favor of getting drunk and kissing girls who are from out of town. This is perhaps not the best solution.

Everyone have some Skyline and a Graeter's.

Aww, I wish. How about a new grocery store two blocks away from me? It's fun! It's new! It's exciting! It's really freakin' crowded! But brand new for Teppy's birthday! Or something.

Me: So, do I look 34?

Sniff. I was at the new grocery store, buying wine, and the cashier looked at me, thought about carding me, and then said "Nah, you look 30". NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


vw bug - Jun 23, 2005 2:54:59 pm PDT #6508 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Mmmmm...ice cream.

I'm feeling a little better and less judgemental of myself.


Aims - Jun 23, 2005 2:56:51 pm PDT #6509 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I *LOVE* the name Ozma.

t not a surprise


JZ - Jun 23, 2005 2:58:34 pm PDT #6510 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Ice cream is a healing balm unto many ills.

And, dudes, it was a dream! If I were to go for any Oz-related name (aside from, if a boy, Oz), it would be "Patchwork Girl Smay," and even I'm not that heartless.


Connie Neil - Jun 23, 2005 3:08:13 pm PDT #6511 of 10001
brillig

When I buy wine at the supermarket, I just look at the checkers and say, "You are *not* going to make me show you my ID, are you?" Considering I know most of the checkers, they generally laugh.


erikaj - Jun 23, 2005 3:11:12 pm PDT #6512 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Nobody has ever carded me, ever. For anything. I could probably make money buying rotgut for teenagers. I'm not sure if they think I wouldn't lie, or what?


vw bug - Jun 23, 2005 3:11:43 pm PDT #6513 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Sometimes I really like being an adult. We had a mid-late lunch, so for dinner we had ice cream and now we're having popcorn. Perfect.