I'm 17. Looking at linoleum makes me want to have sex.

Xander ,'First Date'


Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Strix - Jun 23, 2005 4:58:06 am PDT #6408 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Morning, all. I am very allergic this morning, because I spent the night as my friend J's house, because my electrcity got turned off yesterday, bastards, and I had no freakin' AC. So I spent the evening over at a friend's house, and at about 5:45 am her living room is as BRIGHT AS FUCK since she has the gigantic east-facing windows. So I slapped a couch pillow over my face and it was covered with cat hair.

So I am full of allergens this morning, AND it's really hot here already; I'm going to pay my bill over lunch, and damn, they better turn my AC back today.

ION, my friend had her first baby! A baby girl (they were waiting for the sex to be a surprise) and they named her Isabella. So pretty!


-t - Jun 23, 2005 5:06:56 am PDT #6409 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

{{Erin}} Yay for baby, though. Isabella is such a pretty name.


Connie Neil - Jun 23, 2005 5:07:39 am PDT #6410 of 10001
brillig

It's Teppy Day! Who's got the fireworks?

And Daniel and WindSparrow are pretty damned cute, too.


Steph L. - Jun 23, 2005 5:16:08 am PDT #6411 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Thanks for the birthday wishes, nice peoples!

Of all the presents I've gotten, waking up to the communist invasion (and attendant cramps) is not my favorite. Jeez.

mixed parentage (one male, one female).

Heh. Yeah, this would hook me, too. (But perhaps you may want to include this picture....)


-t - Jun 23, 2005 5:20:10 am PDT #6412 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I'm being out bid on the vanity I linked to the other day. DH thinks I should go look at furniture in person at actual stores before dropping a pile of money on something "second hand" on-line. How quaint.


beth b - Jun 23, 2005 5:28:17 am PDT #6413 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

happy birthday Teppy

poor wombat

I liked the profile billytea

gronk. Dh suddenly remembered the garbage ... so we ran around like crazy people. now he is talking to the neighbor next door. who was glad we made noisy because he for garbage too. the neighbor reminds me of Tim allen's neighbor - because we often talk to him over the hedge. of course, the talk is often baseball , not philosophy


JZ - Jun 23, 2005 5:28:25 am PDT #6414 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

mixed parentage (one male, one female)

This pinged me too. If I were a single Australian woman, I would totally date you.

I had a b&j sandwich for breakfast and he came and rested his chin on my knee and gazed up at me soulfully while I ate.

My grandfather's dog used to do that. It was almost unbearably sweet (though we would all get grumpy at him and his GF for always caving in to the soulful eyes--that poor chubby dog).

Re baby names, I woke up this morning from a dream in which, while trapped in a motel/public library during a Midwestern hailstorm, I had the revelation that the best possible name for the Zmayhem spawn (should we have any and should it be a girl) was Ozma Smay, though we would then have to move to an artists' colony so that Ozma wouldn't get teased.


Polter-Cow - Jun 23, 2005 5:29:57 am PDT #6415 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Zmayhem

I'm not sure why this never pinged me before, but there's a Ladytron song called "Zmeyka." Heh.


Steph L. - Jun 23, 2005 5:30:37 am PDT #6416 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

JZ, sweetie, even the artists would taunt that poor child. You might as well name her JustKickMeNowAndGetItOverWith Smay.


tommyrot - Jun 23, 2005 5:30:55 am PDT #6417 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I had a b&j sandwich for breakfast and he came and rested his chin on my knee and gazed up at me soulfully while I ate.

My boss's dog does that. I've never seen a dog do that before.

I suppose dogs and cats that can successfully manipulate humans have an evolutionary advantage.

Also, people with pets live longer than people without. So you could say that dogs and cats are selectively breeding us humans to be pet lovers.