Zmayhem
I'm not sure why this never pinged me before, but there's a Ladytron song called "Zmeyka." Heh.
Okay, um, I'm lost. Uh, I'm angry, and I'm armed, so if you two have something that you need to work out --
Mal ,'War Stories'
Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Polter-Cow - Jun 23, 2005 5:29:57 am PDT #6415 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Steph L. - Jun 23, 2005 5:30:37 am PDT #6416 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
JZ, sweetie, even the artists would taunt that poor child. You might as well name her JustKickMeNowAndGetItOverWith Smay.
tommyrot - Jun 23, 2005 5:30:55 am PDT #6417 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I had a b&j sandwich for breakfast and he came and rested his chin on my knee and gazed up at me soulfully while I ate.
My boss's dog does that. I've never seen a dog do that before.
I suppose dogs and cats that can successfully manipulate humans have an evolutionary advantage.
Also, people with pets live longer than people without. So you could say that dogs and cats are selectively breeding us humans to be pet lovers.
JZ - Jun 23, 2005 5:31:06 am PDT #6418 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Happy birthday, Teppy! (I was going to put something in Natter, but as long as you're here...) I suck, for I have a card for you and totally spaced on actually getting it into the mail. A suckitude which I'll do my best to rectify when I go to work this morning, but nevertheless, I am teh suck.
You, however, are not, for it is your natal day!
Topic!Cindy - Jun 23, 2005 5:42:53 am PDT #6419 of 10001
What is even happening?
You might as well name her JustKickMeNowAndGetItOverWith Smay.JustKickMeNowAndGetItOverWith Smay would be far more popular.
ChiKat - Jun 23, 2005 5:47:15 am PDT #6420 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Happiest of birthdays, Teppy!!!
Until next birthday, anyway!
Connie Neil - Jun 23, 2005 5:49:13 am PDT #6421 of 10001
brillig
I think Ozma's a great name. Though exotic first names go best with plain last names. Ozma Jones, that's an action star waiting to happen.
Topic!Cindy - Jun 23, 2005 5:49:54 am PDT #6422 of 10001
What is even happening?
There's a cartoon character named Osmosis Jones.
Maria - Jun 23, 2005 5:50:36 am PDT #6423 of 10001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift
I think it's Teppy's birthday today, but I have no idea what gave me that impression....
Have a wonderful natal day, and may you receive many presents and chocolate. Delivered by a cabana boy.
Topic!Cindy - Jun 23, 2005 5:52:02 am PDT #6424 of 10001
What is even happening?
Hi, Maria!