Curses! She's seen through our cunning plan.
Mind you, we have a totally special ice cream scoop. Come on, we were made for each other!
Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!
Xander ,'Lessons'
Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Emily - Jun 21, 2005 11:06:53 am PDT #5992 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
Lilty Cash - Jun 21, 2005 11:07:29 am PDT #5993 of 10001
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."
You have a special scoop? Sweet fancy moses!
vw bug - Jun 21, 2005 11:09:01 am PDT #5994 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
It has stuff in it that kind of melts the ice cream so it scoops easier and faster!
Lee - Jun 21, 2005 11:09:42 am PDT #5995 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
I have one of those!
Lilty Cash - Jun 21, 2005 11:10:01 am PDT #5996 of 10001
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."
We used to have one of those! Except I always thought that it was broken and dishwater had leaked into it or something until my Mom told me what it really was.
Emily - Jun 21, 2005 11:10:10 am PDT #5997 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
You can't have the Lilty! Back off!
vw bug - Jun 21, 2005 11:10:45 am PDT #5998 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
See! We need each other!
Lilty Cash - Jun 21, 2005 11:14:08 am PDT #5999 of 10001
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."
I apparently have a meat cleaver now, too. I don't know of a time in my life when I have ever needed to cleave meat, but there it is.
Polter-Cow - Jun 21, 2005 11:14:35 am PDT #6000 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
That's for when the zombies attack.
§ ita § - Jun 21, 2005 11:14:47 am PDT #6001 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
OMG! Cleaving meat is so fun! You should totally try it.