OMG! Cleaving meat is so fun! You should totally try it.
Willow: Yes. Hi. You must be Angel's handsome, yet androgynous, son. Connor: It's Connor. Willow: And the sneer's genetic. Who knew?
'A Hole in the World'
Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
§ ita § - Jun 21, 2005 11:14:47 am PDT #6001 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Steph L. - Jun 21, 2005 11:16:16 am PDT #6002 of 10001
That which does not kill you should RUN
OMG! Cleaving meat is so fun! You should totally try it.
Truly her mother's daughter. (Okay, so that wasn't cleaving, but still.)
Emily - Jun 21, 2005 11:17:39 am PDT #6003 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
(Okay, so that wasn't cleaving, but still.)
Pithing, right?
If you come, we'll find meat for you to cleave.
Polter-Cow - Jun 21, 2005 11:18:45 am PDT #6004 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
I like cleavage.
Gris - Jun 21, 2005 11:19:55 am PDT #6005 of 10001
Hey. New board.
I think I saw a movie once where somebody cleavaged some meat. It might have been porn.
Polter-Cow - Jun 21, 2005 11:21:28 am PDT #6006 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Zombie porn?
Lilty Cash - Jun 21, 2005 11:22:47 am PDT #6007 of 10001
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."
I mean, all I've usually got handy is a pork chop or a chicken breast. I suppose I could cleave them.
But anyhoodle, yes, I'd bring an arsenal, preparing us for a zombie attack.
Gris - Jun 21, 2005 11:24:42 am PDT #6008 of 10001
Hey. New board.
Zombie porn?
The only kind I watch. Nothing turns me on quite as much as rotting flesh falling off of bone.
vw bug - Jun 21, 2005 11:26:09 am PDT #6009 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
I'll stop teasing poor Lilty...
Just think how FUN it would be, though! We'd be like Somervillian Central in Central Square. I can't possibly think of anything more perfect.
Oh, and on the job front...my school is hiring...
Done. Really.
Emily - Jun 21, 2005 11:27:05 am PDT #6010 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
I can't possibly think of anything more perfect.
Well, we could win the lottery, buy a big house, and Fox could bring back Firefly.
Hey, my job'll be free next year!