I apparently have a meat cleaver now, too. I don't know of a time in my life when I have ever needed to cleave meat, but there it is.
Get up...get up, you stupid piece of... What did you do that for? What's wrong with you? Didn't you hear a word he said? All of you! You think there's someone just going to drop money on you?! Money they could use?! Well, there ain't people like that. There's just people like me.
Jayne ,'Jaynestown'
Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Lilty Cash - Jun 21, 2005 11:14:08 am PDT #5999 of 10001
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."
Polter-Cow - Jun 21, 2005 11:14:35 am PDT #6000 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
That's for when the zombies attack.
§ ita § - Jun 21, 2005 11:14:47 am PDT #6001 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
OMG! Cleaving meat is so fun! You should totally try it.
Steph L. - Jun 21, 2005 11:16:16 am PDT #6002 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
OMG! Cleaving meat is so fun! You should totally try it.
Truly her mother's daughter. (Okay, so that wasn't cleaving, but still.)
Emily - Jun 21, 2005 11:17:39 am PDT #6003 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
(Okay, so that wasn't cleaving, but still.)
Pithing, right?
If you come, we'll find meat for you to cleave.
Polter-Cow - Jun 21, 2005 11:18:45 am PDT #6004 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
I like cleavage.
Gris - Jun 21, 2005 11:19:55 am PDT #6005 of 10001
Hey. New board.
I think I saw a movie once where somebody cleavaged some meat. It might have been porn.
Polter-Cow - Jun 21, 2005 11:21:28 am PDT #6006 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Zombie porn?
Lilty Cash - Jun 21, 2005 11:22:47 am PDT #6007 of 10001
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."
I mean, all I've usually got handy is a pork chop or a chicken breast. I suppose I could cleave them.
But anyhoodle, yes, I'd bring an arsenal, preparing us for a zombie attack.
Gris - Jun 21, 2005 11:24:42 am PDT #6008 of 10001
Hey. New board.
Zombie porn?
The only kind I watch. Nothing turns me on quite as much as rotting flesh falling off of bone.