The salad is made, all of the veggies are chopped for the pasta primavera, and my apartment is cleaner and more organized than it has ever been. I have a couple hours before I have to actually start cooking. So, now I can take a long, hot shower and make myself look pretty. When did I become organized?
No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.
Early ,'Objects In Space'
Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
sj - Jun 20, 2005 11:12:34 am PDT #5773 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
sumi - Jun 20, 2005 11:29:41 am PDT #5774 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
lisah! That's excellent.
-t - Jun 20, 2005 11:30:38 am PDT #5775 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Behold the power of the dinner party, sj.
Volans - Jun 20, 2005 11:32:49 am PDT #5776 of 10001
move out and draw fire
Also, he may be a little preppy.
Then you are perfect for each other! Because if you were just the same there'd be nothing to talk about.
But I'm a bit biased, seeing as how I had multi-colored hair and several piercings when I started dating Robert, and he dressed like Michael J. Fox's character on Family Ties.
Betsy HP - Jun 20, 2005 11:34:15 am PDT #5777 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
Bitches, I'm getting an iPod.
It's going to have my phone number for fear of loss. That leaves one line to play with.
So far, the options are:
Heart up.
Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.
and the completely traditional
Betsy
Any thoughts?
lisah - Jun 20, 2005 11:37:19 am PDT #5778 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
Then you are perfect for each other! Because if you were just the same there'd be nothing to talk about.
He's coming across as kinda goofy in email which = Exactly Like Me!
Emily - Jun 20, 2005 11:39:06 am PDT #5779 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
Any thoughts?
HYDROGEN!
Steph L. - Jun 20, 2005 11:45:14 am PDT #5780 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Any thoughts?
HYDROGEN!
That's *perfect.*
ChiKat - Jun 20, 2005 12:24:19 pm PDT #5781 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Go, lisah! It's the good kind of nerves/panic. Wheee!!!!
In other news, Bernie Ecclestone, Formula One chief, on Danica Patrick, female Indy car driver:
She did a good job, didn't she? Super. Didn't think she'd be able to make it like that," Ecclestone told a gathering of reporters about Patrick's Indy 500 finish.
"You know, I've got one of these wonderful ideas that women should be all dressed in white like all the other domestic appliances," Ecclestone added.
What an asshole.
DavidS - Jun 20, 2005 12:26:28 pm PDT #5782 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
camera cuts to: Danica Patrick smacking a heavy socket wrench in the palm of her hand with a cold smile on her face.