Jayne, you'll scare the women.

Zoe ,'Bushwhacked'


Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Emily - Jun 20, 2005 11:39:06 am PDT #5779 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Any thoughts?

HYDROGEN!


Steph L. - Jun 20, 2005 11:45:14 am PDT #5780 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Any thoughts?

HYDROGEN!

That's *perfect.*


ChiKat - Jun 20, 2005 12:24:19 pm PDT #5781 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Go, lisah! It's the good kind of nerves/panic. Wheee!!!!

In other news, Bernie Ecclestone, Formula One chief, on Danica Patrick, female Indy car driver:

She did a good job, didn't she? Super. Didn't think she'd be able to make it like that," Ecclestone told a gathering of reporters about Patrick's Indy 500 finish.

"You know, I've got one of these wonderful ideas that women should be all dressed in white like all the other domestic appliances," Ecclestone added.

What an asshole.

[link]


DavidS - Jun 20, 2005 12:26:28 pm PDT #5782 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

camera cuts to: Danica Patrick smacking a heavy socket wrench in the palm of her hand with a cold smile on her face.


Pix - Jun 20, 2005 12:29:19 pm PDT #5783 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.

filk to the tune of "Darlin' Clementine"

Too much grading, too much grading,
Too much graaaaading, do I see,
Research papers that give me vapors,
And these exams are scaring me.

If I focus, if I focus,
if I fooooocus, it may be
that this grading will start fading
and be replaced by the tropical sea.

Oh why is it, oh why is it,
Oy why iiiiiiiis it, that these guys
Can't form a thesis that's not specious
Or at least not hard on the eyes?

If I finish, If I finish,
If I fiiiiiinish these today
I'll be woozy and likely boozey
No matter what those school rules say.

thus ends the procrastination of the moment


erikaj - Jun 20, 2005 12:30:38 pm PDT #5784 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Hec, they should film that and show it every Christmas, especially if she also says "That'll put marzipan in his pie plate, bingo." Danica, Wear Gloves! Signed, A Crime-Loving Friend


ChiKat - Jun 20, 2005 12:33:14 pm PDT #5785 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Calling all cooks! I need a good apple pie recipe. It's the BF's birthday and he's not a cake person, but his favorite dessert is apple pie. Anyone?? (x-posted w/Natter)


lisah - Jun 20, 2005 12:39:36 pm PDT #5786 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

I have no good apple pie recipe but in other pie news:

I have requested a pie in a cake for my birthday this year.

For I love them both. And wanted to present my Super Cake Bakin' Best Friend with a real challenge.


Emily - Jun 20, 2005 12:42:14 pm PDT #5787 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

I think I'm too puzzled to be offended. Domestic appliances? What?


DavidS - Jun 20, 2005 12:46:35 pm PDT #5788 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I think I'm too puzzled to be offended. Domestic appliances? What?

Women exist to function as kitchen equipment, making food and washing dishes.