one day the amputee found not one but eleven scorpions holed up inside his prosthesis.
Screams forever.
Kristin, I've done the off instead of snooze thing before. I'm surprised I get my alarm clock to work for me as much as I do.
sj! A dinner party! I hope it goes well!
sj! A dinner party! I hope it goes well!
I might be overstating a bit. I am having Victor, thessaly, and a couple other friends over for dinner and The Inside watching. But, I am cooking dinner and my apartment is all pretty!
Part of the reason I never use alarms is that I don't trust them. The few times in life I have set them I still woke up before they went off because of same lack of trust.
la la la la la there are no such thing as scorpions la la la la la
Sounds like a dinner party to me. Have fun sj. I love dinner parties!
Plus, it's such fun to say dinner party.
OK, enough of Monday, let's move on to Tuesday already.
Word. Let's do right now, please?
Woke up at 2 a.m. to the sound of Z sobbing as he was looking through all of the emails of love & support from when his dad died. Didn't get back to sleep until 4. 2nd year in a row. Father's Day is not a good day around our house.
However, yay for cats and pre-birthdays!
Stop posting the word scorpions!
Apparently the board feels as strongly about it as I do.
My cousin was once held hostage on a toilet by a scorpion. He screamed until his mother came into the bathroom and shooed it away.