Get up...get up, you stupid piece of... What did you do that for? What's wrong with you? Didn't you hear a word he said? All of you! You think there's someone just going to drop money on you?! Money they could use?! Well, there ain't people like that. There's just people like me.

Jayne ,'Jaynestown'


Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Daisy Jane - Jun 20, 2005 4:46:43 am PDT #5658 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Stop posting the word scorpions!


Daisy Jane - Jun 20, 2005 4:46:46 am PDT #5659 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Apparently the board feels as strongly about it as I do.


sj - Jun 20, 2005 4:48:11 am PDT #5660 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Plus, it's such fun to say dinner party.

Hee. I agree.


Cashmere - Jun 20, 2005 4:50:47 am PDT #5661 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

My cousin was once held hostage on a toilet by a scorpion. He screamed until his mother came into the bathroom and shooed it away.


Pix - Jun 20, 2005 4:52:36 am PDT #5662 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.

Oh Juliana-what a tough night.

To add insult to injury, the &%&$* secretary is not going to report my half hour as sick time (of which I have something like 70 unused days) but is instead docking my pay. I could scream.


Daisy Jane - Jun 20, 2005 4:55:51 am PDT #5663 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Uhm, why can't that be sick time? I understand why it can't be vacation time, but sick time is basically an unscheduled absence, which is what you had this morning.


Calli - Jun 20, 2005 4:59:24 am PDT #5664 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Ow. Headache. Ow. Sore legs from a weekend of gardeneing. Ow. Work ache from a suddenly scheduled meeting tomorrow with "interesting news". Ow.

I'm just gonna watch all the Bertie and Jeeves I can get my hands on, and pretend I'm a brainless nob with too much money and too many aunts, and Stephen Fry's around to fix everything for me.

Also, ow.


Anne W. - Jun 20, 2005 5:02:36 am PDT #5665 of 10001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

I am slowly becoming convinced that I will never find a job I like that pays me enough money.

Intellectually, I know this is not true, but it's hard not to feel like that.

Also, I just realized that I was laid off from my last job just a little over 1 year ago.


sj - Jun 20, 2005 5:03:21 am PDT #5666 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Kristin, that sucks. How can they get away with that?

{{{Calli}}} Feel better.

One room completely cleaned up. Three more to go.


Pix - Jun 20, 2005 5:06:17 am PDT #5667 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.

Anne, I'm so sorry. Calli, also, please feel better.

sj and Heather--she's on a power trip and she's pissed off because I make her life soooo hard. Because calling up the in-school sub and saying "please hand out the exams in the bottom left drawer" is apparently too much to ask.

Please.

She had sent me a blue slip to request "personal time" for that half an hour, but I don't have any personal days left. I only get three, and I used them all this year. I sent a very terse email basically saying that if she wasn't willing to take the half an hour as sick time, she'd just have to dock my pay.

Bitch. And not in the nice way, either.