Blizzard's for everyone!
~ma and comfort to CaBil and Ms. Havisham and father of Ms H.
(eta: Oops. Sorry, Stephanie. My cryptic calendar keeping has led me astray)
Harmony: Somebody remembered to pick me up the sweetest unicorn. Guess someone was feeling guilty for standing me up in tenth grade. Brad: What? Had to get her something. She sired me. Peaches: Sire-whipped.
'Beneath You'
Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
-t - Jun 15, 2005 11:10:34 am PDT #4981 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
lisah - Jun 15, 2005 11:10:53 am PDT #4982 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
Heart 'ma to to Ms. H's dad. and calm 'ma and safe travels to you both.
Emily - Jun 15, 2005 11:11:07 am PDT #4983 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
I know, I know. It would just be so lovely and convenient! And everybody in Boston's in debt anyway. You'd be just like all the cool kids!
lisah - Jun 15, 2005 11:11:49 am PDT #4984 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
"Fuck You, You Fucking Fuck."
That's the punch line to one of the two jokes I know. The joke is:
Two guys are sitting in a bar. One guy pulls out his wallet and realizes he has no money left. He turns to his friend and says, "Can I borrow a couple bucks to get another drink?"
The friend says, "As William Shakespeare wrote, 'Neither a borrower nor a lender be.'"
The broke guy replies, "As David Mamet wrote, 'Fuck You, You Fucking Fuck.'"
Lilty Cash - Jun 15, 2005 11:12:18 am PDT #4985 of 10001
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."
It would be loverly. And I've always wanted to be cool. Someday...
Theere's aaa place for meeeee.....
erikaj - Jun 15, 2005 11:12:32 am PDT #4986 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
-ma for CaBil, Ms. H. and her dad.
askye - Jun 15, 2005 11:13:22 am PDT #4987 of 10001
Thrive to spite them
lots of ~ma for CaBil, Ms. H and her family.
erikaj - Jun 15, 2005 11:14:58 am PDT #4988 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
A classic, Lisah, though not in the same league as "You didn't come here to hunt, did you?"(/obscure Homicide reference.)
lisah - Jun 15, 2005 11:16:28 am PDT #4989 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
"You didn't come here to hunt, did you?"
wait! What's that one?
The other main joke I know also has 'fuck' in the punchline. It's way too long to type out and is better told in person anyway. Er...not that it's actually a very good joke at all. I just happen to love it and am able to remember it all.
-t - Jun 15, 2005 11:18:00 am PDT #4990 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
I was just gonna ask you what the other joke was, lisah.