Blizzard's for everyone!
~ma and comfort to CaBil and Ms. Havisham and father of Ms H.
(eta: Oops. Sorry, Stephanie. My cryptic calendar keeping has led me astray)
It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.
Xander ,'Get It Done'
Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
-t - Jun 15, 2005 11:10:34 am PDT #4981 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
lisah - Jun 15, 2005 11:10:53 am PDT #4982 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
Heart 'ma to to Ms. H's dad. and calm 'ma and safe travels to you both.
Emily - Jun 15, 2005 11:11:07 am PDT #4983 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
I know, I know. It would just be so lovely and convenient! And everybody in Boston's in debt anyway. You'd be just like all the cool kids!
lisah - Jun 15, 2005 11:11:49 am PDT #4984 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
"Fuck You, You Fucking Fuck."
That's the punch line to one of the two jokes I know. The joke is:
Two guys are sitting in a bar. One guy pulls out his wallet and realizes he has no money left. He turns to his friend and says, "Can I borrow a couple bucks to get another drink?"
The friend says, "As William Shakespeare wrote, 'Neither a borrower nor a lender be.'"
The broke guy replies, "As David Mamet wrote, 'Fuck You, You Fucking Fuck.'"
Lilty Cash - Jun 15, 2005 11:12:18 am PDT #4985 of 10001
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."
It would be loverly. And I've always wanted to be cool. Someday...
Theere's aaa place for meeeee.....
erikaj - Jun 15, 2005 11:12:32 am PDT #4986 of 10001
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-
-ma for CaBil, Ms. H. and her dad.
askye - Jun 15, 2005 11:13:22 am PDT #4987 of 10001
Thrive to spite them
lots of ~ma for CaBil, Ms. H and her family.
erikaj - Jun 15, 2005 11:14:58 am PDT #4988 of 10001
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-
A classic, Lisah, though not in the same league as "You didn't come here to hunt, did you?"(/obscure Homicide reference.)
lisah - Jun 15, 2005 11:16:28 am PDT #4989 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
"You didn't come here to hunt, did you?"
wait! What's that one?
The other main joke I know also has 'fuck' in the punchline. It's way too long to type out and is better told in person anyway. Er...not that it's actually a very good joke at all. I just happen to love it and am able to remember it all.
-t - Jun 15, 2005 11:18:00 am PDT #4990 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
I was just gonna ask you what the other joke was, lisah.