I know, I know. It would just be so lovely and convenient! And everybody in Boston's in debt anyway. You'd be just like all the cool kids!
You'd never make it. I'd rip your spine out before you got half a step. Those little legs wouldn't be much good without one of those.
Glory ,'The Killer In Me'
Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Emily - Jun 15, 2005 11:11:07 am PDT #4983 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
lisah - Jun 15, 2005 11:11:49 am PDT #4984 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
"Fuck You, You Fucking Fuck."
That's the punch line to one of the two jokes I know. The joke is:
Two guys are sitting in a bar. One guy pulls out his wallet and realizes he has no money left. He turns to his friend and says, "Can I borrow a couple bucks to get another drink?"
The friend says, "As William Shakespeare wrote, 'Neither a borrower nor a lender be.'"
The broke guy replies, "As David Mamet wrote, 'Fuck You, You Fucking Fuck.'"
Lilty Cash - Jun 15, 2005 11:12:18 am PDT #4985 of 10001
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."
It would be loverly. And I've always wanted to be cool. Someday...
Theere's aaa place for meeeee.....
erikaj - Jun 15, 2005 11:12:32 am PDT #4986 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
-ma for CaBil, Ms. H. and her dad.
askye - Jun 15, 2005 11:13:22 am PDT #4987 of 10001
Thrive to spite them
lots of ~ma for CaBil, Ms. H and her family.
erikaj - Jun 15, 2005 11:14:58 am PDT #4988 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
A classic, Lisah, though not in the same league as "You didn't come here to hunt, did you?"(/obscure Homicide reference.)
lisah - Jun 15, 2005 11:16:28 am PDT #4989 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
"You didn't come here to hunt, did you?"
wait! What's that one?
The other main joke I know also has 'fuck' in the punchline. It's way too long to type out and is better told in person anyway. Er...not that it's actually a very good joke at all. I just happen to love it and am able to remember it all.
-t - Jun 15, 2005 11:18:00 am PDT #4990 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
I was just gonna ask you what the other joke was, lisah.
Frankenbuddha - Jun 15, 2005 11:19:50 am PDT #4991 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
"You didn't come here to hunt, did you?"
Bwah! Don't know it from Homicide, but I'm pretty sure I know the joke, though I heard it with the punchline as "You're not coming here for the hunting, are you?".
EpicTangent - Jun 15, 2005 11:32:40 am PDT #4992 of 10001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
Oh, I forgot all abot getting out early when you were a senior. That was great.
It was lame for me. The first year that my bday fell within the school year, ('cuz we usually ended around the second week of June) - finally I could get attention from everybody on my birthday!! - and it ends up falling in Senior Week, so no attention, and also no sleeping in, because it was the day before graduation and we had to show up for rehearsal.
Think it would work on Music Store Guy? I could walk in, fall down, and start uttering phrases that would make the faint of heart pass out!
I was thinking it was more of a variation on the Bend'n'Snap. Don't actually fall down, just bang into something, bend over to check it out (thus emphasizing fabulous booty-ness), snap back up (with cursing, if desired, to show that despite your loveliness, you're still a real down-to-earth kinda gal).
Edited to wish all kinds of ~ma to Ms.H and family.